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I wouldn't have expected Edele to sound good, but she was worse than dire. I've heard far better in pubs on karaoke night. I can see B*Witched gig bookings going down the toilet now. They're playing Butlins in a few weeks. They're not even good enough for that.

Fat Butlins audience chav: Oi Aaaaaaaaaaadellllllle! Sing us C'est la Vie like ya sang it on BB!

Edele: Sorry, but Oi caaan't cos me auto tuner and vocal track are switched on.