[Shaun]

ThE bIrTh && DeAtH oF RhOnDa&DrUuUu

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Rhonda & Druuuu meet in the local park. They are on a light jog when Rhonda stops for a beer. Druuuu walks up and introduces himself.

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Druuuu suggests that Rhonda take a ride on his motorbike. She glowingly accepts, and their hair runs wild through the streets of Vinewood (except Druuuu's doesn't because he wears a helmet and Rhonda finds this charming because he clearly cares about protection)

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They bump into a helicopter salesman named Chewy. He insists he has a really great deal on three helicopters (for $100,000) but Rhonda and Druuuu both decline.

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Mr. Chewy is angered by this and takes it out on a random hiker. Rhonda whispers to Druuuu that she is scared, so he takes her golfing.

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Rhonda is amazed to discover that Druuuu is a gifted ballet dancer, and sits back on the dewey grass as he performs an entire routine to the music on her iFruit phone. Rhonda goes home after a cheeky snog, but then she sees a familiar car parked around the corner.

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Gasp! Her cousin Tri'sha is riding her bae like a spacehopper. Rhonda is mortified, and runs home to tear up the photos of Druuuu she'd just printed off from LiveInvader, when...

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Druuuu corners her with a baseball bat. "You won't believe what I can do with this," he says. Rhonda's knees wobble.

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Druuuu lashes out suddenly, but Rhonda is wise to the attack and pulls out her grenade launcher tucked inside her fufu.

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Druuuu wisely legs it. The lovebirds have not seen each other since.