England's Entry is an Ode to the Typical Christmas Eve for many English Chavs
Sung by The Chavmaster
To the tune of:
Here's a tale are you listening
about the boys who are whistelin'
at the ugly, mean girls with their cheap dyed curls
walking in a winter wonderland
down the pub their a moochin'
a pint a dance
a bit o' smoochin'
a grope at the bar going, going not too far
walking in a winter wonderland
In the toilets all the boys are writing
swear words that begin with F and C
In the ladies they're comparing sizes
and they always take their friend to have a pee!
Drinking Ale, rum and cider
cheeky girl sat beside you
It won't be too long
before she's swinging her thong
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking home after drinking
Bag o' chips. arms a linkin'
he's looking frisky and red
but he'll pass out in bed
walking in a winter wonderland
In the garden they have built a snowman
they did it fast, infact it was a race!
they stuffed the carrot somewhere up behind him...
that wiped the smile completely off his face!
Now it's time to say goodbye then..
And we'll explain just o' why then..
we're so happy tonight..
cos we're singing this ****e..
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland