It's not meant for my username at the beginning btw, just trying to make a shorter title.
1. Alexander O'Neal seems to think that his being too soft on the other Housemates for their behaviour, he thinks that he needs to
them more often, he says that he'll
to be more strict with them, but it might be easier to just
2. Alicia Douvall goes into the Diary Room explaining how she feels that she's a
and how she's scared that her past
might cost her the crown, she says that it's
but she'll be
if she just gets to the final.
3. Calum Best was just
who was better looking between Cami and Chloe, a voice shouts out to him none of them, he thinks that his been a bit Robotic lately but that's just sent him even more
4. Cami asks Calum
Calum doesn't respond, Cami is wondering why he won't
but Cami will continue this later as she feels that she might cause a whole lot of
if she goes on about it too much.
5. Chloe is wondering if Calum will ever
in the Bedroom, Perez says to her
because we live in a beautiful world where everything's
by the second.
6. Kavana feels that it's
to get any limelight in this house, he says that he hopes to be able to turn this into a
and get the
in quick before the
make him start
into hiding once he leaves the house.
7. Katie says that she's a
Michelle goes that she is too, Katie then goes
Michelle goes that I'm being
honest here, I think it is.
8. Keith Chegwin thinks that they all can be
just for one day.
9. Michelle is wondering will she
with so many louder characters in there, Katie rest assures her that she's so insane that she thinks that Michelle will be swinging off the
by the end of her experience.
10. Nadia can't get no
by Katie Hopkins games, Perez agrees and says that he thinks that she's
and that the public have to
11. Patsy Kensit is told that
it's oh so still it's all pieceful until that
showed up out in the Garden, targetting Patsy until she finally said
12. Perez is told by Cami that he'll be
if he dares speak to her ever again, then Perez gets
to Nadia and Alicia about the whole affair, Nadia tells him to
pitying himself and stand up to her, Perez thanks Nadia and says that
the good fight.
The End.
Basically you can either do the jokes in the style that I just did it in, or you can do your own style of jokes.