[Shaun]

PR!CK - Throw Me (One Less Bitch)
[the_truth is conducting an interview with Oprah Winfrey in order to promote his new pop/spoken word album 'The_truth: About Love, Women and the Oppression of Men'. The interview, unfortunately, has taken a predictably feminist turn and the_truth snaps, saying that Oprah has completely misunderstood his work. She turns to him...]

[the_truth pauses for a second, before launching into song...

Set to the tune of...

Youtube video

]

Verse One
[the_truth begins his music video exhausted and face-down at a computer keyboard.]
White knuckles and sweaty palms from typing hate all night,
Clenched shut jaw, I've just gotta prove to this bitch that I'm right.
[the_truth moves away from the computer and finds a photo album he'd tossed on the floor. Inside are photos of a much younger truth with a teenage belle.]
I'm on fire, girls are liars, and they've hurt me all these years...
I've been crying, I ain't lying, I just can't get over you
Dumped at prom, was a joke, what a whore, what a whore,
But it's all in the past and I've let go...
[He throws the photo album to the floor again and in a sea of flying papers we're suddenly transported to an over-the-top choreography bit.]

Chorus
I think I've finally had enough, new to this 21st century stuff
Fucked unless you've got a uterus (throw me one less bitch)
This Josy can't be serious, this wench is full of shit
No room for women, so throw me one less bitch
[Three women run up to the_truth with various demands. He laughs them away.]
Just when it can't get worse, they want equal pay (NO!)
More birth control, eh? (NO!), Clinton ain't OK (NO!)
You think that I'm misogynist, don't know where the damn G-Spot is,
The bloody hell's a clitoris? Throw me one less bitch.

Verse Two
[the_truth is now in line at a Chris Brown concert, sporting a F.A.M.E. T-shirt.]
Sorry, miss - I won't be hiding any more prejudice,
Decided... to dress up as Spiderman for Fathers for Justice
[the_truth, dressed up as Spiderman, is now swinging through some unknown city firing translucent, sticky webs down at random women.]
All these chicks, they're such dicks, they've got it in for me,
They'll be reporting posts, saying it's all bigotry
I'll be nice, I'll be good, I'll take the infraction
Any more of this crap, I'll take legal action

Chorus
I think I've finally had enough, been a while since my last bit of rough
Even then she gave me syphillis (throw me one less bitch)
The man-hate's so delirious, this forum's full of it
No room for women, so throw me one less bitch
[the_truth is suddenly in the magazine aisle of a supermarket, tearing up copies of People and Closer.]
Just when it can't get worse, read about Kim K (NO!)
She married Kanye (SO?), the world of today (NO!)
Single mothers don't need benefits, Loose Women's worse than terrorists,
Can't handle one more meninist? Throw me one less bitch.
Na na na na - da da da da
Throw me one less bitch

Bridge
[For the big finale, the_truth, now in normal attire, is giving an impassioned PowerPoint presentation on how various successful women are evil. He closes with a statistic about male suicide.]
Think they can have it all, they want kids and careers
My pet peeve, best believe, is reading Germaine Greer
GamerGate? Violins, no more sympathy here
All these male suicides are much more severe
[The gathered crowd of neckbeards erupt in applause and lift their hero into the air for the final chorus.]

Chorus
I think I've finally had enough, don't get this Nicola Sturgeon fuss,
Fuck Harman and her battle bus (throw me one less bitch)
[The audience of bitter men have now joined in singing, throwing the truth into the air. Various banners like "The truth will set you free!" and "You can't handle the truth!" are spotted.]
What've these ladies done for us, except cook and knit?
Don't care for make up, so throw me one less bitch
Just when it can't get worse, took Bruce Jenner away (NO!)
Ignore Mothers' Day (NO!), might even turn gay (NO!)
Don't like birds, I guess that's the gist, shut up and make me a sandwich,
Hope I'm not reported for this. Throw me one less bitch.
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Throw me one less bitch
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Na na na na - da da da da
Throw me one less bitch.
[The mothers of the gathered crowd eventually surface at the entrance to the conference, looking unimpressed. The_truth is dropped as his followers scuttle away to grovel and apologise.]