(Shaun A.K.A Bugsy is wheeled onto the stage on what appears to be an operating table, when in actual fact he is on a table in a psychiatric ward due to his trip to Dawlish)
Verse 1:
I suppose I should tell you, what Bugsy is thinking
You'll find him cooking goujon's whilst the rest are out drinking
Whilst the whole place wreaks of sh
it and he don't wanna complain
He can't wash his smeggy dick, cause' someone clogged up the drain
If I told you about Lucas, you'd go and you'd tut
After two days Turtle fuc
ked off, clearly he'd had enough
There's bedroom fixtures to break, uh-huh, there's Trevor's to rake
And now it's time to drink till death, cause' I can't deal with this place
Bridge:
Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits
Chorus:
It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here
Verse 2:
Place surrounded by kids, did we make the wrong booking?
Purds is on a tin-ban, 'cause a pie he ain't cooking
Raph can't even use the loo, covered in urine and mold
Sick of the sight of cottage pie, Drew's straight on the Foster's Gold
Heading to Ocean's in the evening, they provide cheaper pool
A barmaid GIP who looks like Caro, Andy looks like a tool
Week's never been so good, uh-huh this is a 'must-look'
And by the time you get the sarcasm, you've already booked
Bridge:
Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits
Chorus:
It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed (pissed)
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, smeggy dick, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed
Loss of power, sh
it shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away
Loss of power, sh
it shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away
Bridge:
Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits
Chorus:
It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here (pissed).
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