[Shaun]

"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames et Messieurs bienvenue. I am very pleased to present this year’s French TIBB Eurovision entry. 'GayDee La La' and ‘Born This Gay’ Merci. Thank You”.

The curtains go back to reveal exotically undressed 'GayDee La La' surrounded by his troupe of equally nearly naked dancers.

Rapturous applause fades as music starts and 'GayDee La La' and company begin:

'Born This Gay'

It doesn't matter 'cos you love a HIM not a HER
Just put your claws out
'Cos you were born this Gay, baby.

My Mama told me when I was Ten
Never played like a boy, instead,
I'd dress up Barbie and undress Ken
Under the blankets of my own bed.

'There's something wrong with him, he's a mess
Dad said, 'He shouldn't act that way'
So wipe that makeup off,
'N take off that dress'
But all I did was sashay:

I won't let bigotry get in my way
I'm beautiful too for heaven's sakes.
And I won't take no flak, baby
'Cos I was born this Gay.

Got no regrets 'cos 'I Am What I Am'
A person not a sacrificial lamb
So your prejudice better give way
'Cos I was born this Gay, born this Gay.

Ooh, you're the ones who's crazy, when you all say,
Baby, this is moral decay
Ooh, I couldn't be no other way, baby, I was born this Gay.
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.

Don't ya brag, because you're a Queen
Just gotta be heard, gotta be seen
Gonna be confident when others are mean
Gotta be.

Give love to others but love yourself too
Special Boy, you are a star
Life's a sham unless YOU are YOU
So just be yourself and respect who YOU are.

Boy with Boy is always Win Win
So believe in your love for HIM.
Love your life, love Lady Ga Ga
And Mi amore vole fe yah.

I won't let bigotry get in my way
I'm beautiful too for heaven's sakes.
And I won't take no flak, baby
'Cos I was born this Gay.

Got no regrets 'cos 'I Am What I Am'
A person not a sacrificial lamb
So your prejudice better give way
'Cos I was born this Gay, born this Gay.

Ooh, you're all crazy, when you say,
Baby, this is moral decay
Ooh, I couldn't be no other way, baby, I was born this Gay.
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.

Whether you're a Stay At Home, or On The Scene
Whether you emanate STRAIGHT or scream out QUEEN
Love RUE PAUL, MARILYN or even MARLENE
Are Black or White or shades in between

Whether you lay there crying in the gloom
of your teenage lonely room
'Cos people didn't understand but turned away
Forget that Baby, 'Cos you were born this Gay.

No matter if Davinia used to be Davy,
Or if Dominic's now Dominique
You don't take no flak, baby
You were born unique.

No matter The Queen of Clubs,
or the Queen of Spades
You don't take no flak, baby
You were born to 'Shade'

I won't let bigotry get in my way
I'm beautiful too for heaven's sakes.
And I won't take no flak, baby
'Cos I was born this Gay.

Got no regrets 'cos 'I Am What I Am'
A person not a sacrificial lamb
So your prejudice better give way
'Cos I was born this Gay, born this Gay.

Ooh, you're the ones who's crazy, when you all say,
Baby, this is moral decay
Ooh, I couldn't be no other way, baby, I was born this Gay.
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.
I was born this Gay, hey
I was born this Gay, hey
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay.
......................................

I was born this Gay, hey
I was born this Gay, hey
So I ain't taking flak, baby, for being born Gay, hey.

Music Ends, Curtains Close.
Merci and Good Day. Thank You For Watching And Listening.