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Lucky did it again!
Last year, after Ravenheart’s annual failure at Tibb Eurovision, she found herself at Helsinki Airport standing behind none other that Britney Spears!!!!1!! They got to talking about stuff and Brit asked Ravenheart to use Oops!... I Did It Again since it would be close to the fifteen year anniversary of the album. Ravenheart was honored, she agreed immediately and when Brit let it slip that her belly was packed with condoms filled with oxy. Ravenheart had the inspiration for the new lyrics.
Words by Ravenheart & the baking parts by Lucky the customs drugs dog.
Woof woof woof woof woof
woof
Woof woof woof woof woof
woof
Seems like Lucky did it again
Discovered smugglers for
Police to apprehend
Oh Lucky
They were sneaking in cush
I personally don’t see all the fuss
But these are criminal offenses
Now you’re a detainee
Oh Lucky, Lucky
Lucky did it again
She stopped the luggage cart
Found the cocaine
Oh Lucky, Lucky
Oops you blame gangster thugs
Say they packed the drugs
We’re not that lenient
So now don’t try to resist
Or running away, Lucky will catch you
And she’ll truly be pissed
You try, and shake your malaise,
Though Lucky can scent tiny amounts
It’ll amaze
So drop all your pretenses
Surrender and don’t try to flee
Lucky, oh
Lucky did it again
She stopped the luggage cart
Found the cocaine
Oh Lucky, Lucky
Oops you blame gangster thugs
Say they packed the drugs
We’re not that lenient
Woof woof woof woof woof
woof
Woof woof woof woof woof
woof
(the random talking bit)
Oh m’lord,
Lucky even has the ability to
Find drugs beneath your weave
Oh, she can even find people
Smuggling noodles into
Australia
Or old ladies bringing in too
Much cash and trying to blend
In with everyone else. There’s
Nothing you can do.
Lucky won’t let you leave
(end of the random talking bit)
Lucky did it again
She stopped the luggage cart
Found the cocaine, oh Lucky
Oops!... You thought you’d
Bring in those drugs
You are no longer
Content
Lucky did it again
She stopped the luggage cart
Found the cocaine
Oh Lucky, Lucky
Oops you blame gangster thugs
Say they packed the drugs
We’re not that lenient
Lucky did it again
She stopped the luggage cart
Found the cocaine
Oh Lucky, Lucky
Oops you blame gangster thugs
Say they packed the drugs
We’re not that lenient
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Originally Posted by Saph
You're giving me a million reasons about a million reasons
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