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Old 27-05-2015, 12:11 AM #1
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Default YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT UP #1 : Attention all wankers - baby alert

Thrill Now Pay Later.

If you thought 'Bashing Your Bishop'/ 'Pulling One Off'/ 'Exercising The Old Five Fingered Widower' was the ultimate failsafe contraception method -- THINK AGAIN.

Islamic preacher warns that men who masturbate will get their hands PREGNANT... and will have to look after their offspring in the afterlife
A preacher has said those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant
Mucahid Cihad Han was responding to a viewer's question on live TV
He added the man will have to look after his hands' offspring in the afterlife

An Islamic preacher has made the astonishing claim that those who masturbate will find their hands pregnant and be forced to raise the offspring in the afterlife.

Turkish preacher Mucahid Cihad Han made the comments in response to a viewer's startlingly honest query during a broadcast on live TV.
At first appearing puzzled by the caller's question, he eventually warned him to 'resist Satan's temptations'.


LOOK AT MY BABY MAKING MACHINE - AND I HAVE TWO!!!!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...afterlife.html
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