Michael Cheshire
Michael was such a basic housemate it was #BeyondBelief. He entered the House Next Door and added nothing to it except for throwing a strop at Spiral for talking about his sexuality on the first night (a theme that would run throughout his time in the house). I remember Michael being in the Diary Room and hearing Lea in the main house and, thinking that he really heard Jayne, he put himself forward to be 'evicted' by Aisleyne. Not only did the producer's twist fail spectacularly without intention it also meant that Michael was added into the main house
along with Queen Jennie
Once inside the house he decided to shave and dye his hair in a desperate attempt to copy favourite to win Pete but this ploy was quickly picked up on by Nikki and Glyn. This was soooo desperate on Michael part probably because he knew he had 0 personality and had to do something to make up for it. He also got his university results in the house but his celebrations were not as half as iconic as Shell's were.
Out of Michael's stay in the house he had a stupid 'I'm gay but I don't want to talk about it because there's so much more to me!!!!' thing going on which led to several arguments with Richard who I think called him a queen, which Michael of course took offence to. He was also particularly nasty and cruel during the prison task if I remember rightly but at least showed some emotion when Richard got his letter from home.
Basically his ploy as a 'gay-but-straight' housemate failed when producers decided to make the 'Best Friends' eviction a vote to save in order to get Michael and his dire friend Spiral out.
I believe Michael was one of the few Channel 4 housemates that didn't get an agent when he left the house because the fame aspect of BB didn't appeal to him. Maybe he should have done a few photoshoots instead of stealing from Aisleyne oop.
I also save Alexandra because you'll never be ready, never ever be ready, memba I told you