I save Wolfy because I have no other choice and I like Dr. Dolittle I suppose
#193 - Danny Wisker (BB16)
How on earth has he not already been culled? We were so quick to get rid of Dave the Monk and Gerry, and this arse has somehow coasted into the top 200? Madness.
Dim Danny will be marvelling at a three digit number though, because his IQ is nowhere f
ucking near the mark. The man who can't spell canoe contributed so much to BB16, and we repaid the favour by not bothering to vote him out in #4in4out. No, seriously, with viewing figures that low and complaints about series on the forums this high, why did nobody else bother? I spent five whole pounds trying to get rid of this s
hitstain but nooo, Sarah had to go in defence of sexual assault and Kieran had to
be black "have an annoying voice".
I will give this to Danny though, a moment involving him contributed to the only tweet of mine about this series that seemed to get any attention. I don't use Twitter much
The tragically dull recruit's "you want some mate? this is my house" act, on two separate occasions of Marc coming back, was as convincing as the arguments for Marc's entertainment value, and even then it dissolved like a Berocca. At least throw fists, not sandwiches, Daniel. Those two moments he actually piped up seemed to gloss over a lot of the tumbleweed in the weeks prior and, save for a disastrous-looking showmance developing with Sarah that was nipped in the bud in the most routine way imaginable (get rid of the girl!), and a few tears over some time he pretended to marry someone with cancer, Danny's stay in BB16 was a chore. And who the hell wears turtlenecks under a suit jacket? He looked like an Iranian pornstar half the time.