Saskia Howard-Clarke (BB6)
Maxwell was cut a long time ago and it seems only fitting that his partner-in… well, eating sweets off his belly follows not too long after. Saskia has her supporters and she was certainly entertaining, but I’m assuming most of the love for her (is this actually a thing?) is out of her simply being a part of the masterpiece known as BB6 because whatever ingredients of the making of a good housemate that she had were immediately sucked out by Pigwell/Thugwell/Hitler With a Buzzcut – and in some cases, quite literally (see: “at least someone got wet tonight”) and good god this is sentence is crying out for some punctuation isn’t it. Her worst crime (actually no wait she ****ed Maxwell, this is her second worst crime) (maybe she is actually that bad after all), though, was that she tried to take down Makosi during the very much iconic #cidergate. Nobody takes down Makosi “The Black Oprah” Musambasi and lives to tell the tale. Well maybe apart from border control.
Also yes I think she was a little bit racist (buy the Avenue Q soundtrack on iTunes) oops! But it’s fine because she’s a quarter Sri Lankan. Also everyone thought her surgery scars on her chest were evidence of her having a boob job and I don't really know what to say about that so. I’ll leave you with some words of wisdom, as spoken by a much superior housemate and human being:
Who is Ed Sheeran sef indeed
Postscript: didn’t she live blog BB13 for its sponsor or something once (Saskia, not Makosi, lol as if I even need to specify that)
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Toya because her fanny spray is greater than Saskia's entire existence and I think that's a fair comparison to make.