[rionablue]

Scoop is endearing and he is his own man
I have to admit that I am a big fan
He stands up for Farrah and Jenna too
He doesn't join in with the mocking crew
He is the one that I want to stay in
In fact there's a chance that our Scoopy might win
Gail is a dimwit a massive let down
I thought she'd be nice now on her I frown
Ok she has no hair but she isn't alone
It doesn't excuse how she mimics and moans
Stevie and Chloe make me very sick
In fact I would say that they are very thick
Their lovey dovey stuff and their awful capers
Its all for the story to keep them in the papers
Janice was priceless in I'm a Celeb
A walking comedy on her spindly legs
But God how she's changed she's a bitter old cow
That's how I feel about Janice right now
So keep in the Scoop the others are awful
Keep the best man in as it is only lawful

RB to WH 15th Sept 2015.