[kirklancaster]

Hey Bitches, you all know what happened when me and the gorgeous Marsh slept in the Pod together, but with this being Halloween time, I thought I'd write a little song to commemorate it and sicken all you losers off.

Sing along now witches - If you can stop cackling long enough:


THE MONSTER MARSH

I was in the Pod with Marsh, late last night
When his eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster in my trousers began to rise
And suddenly to his surprise

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash.
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh

From Will's laboratory in TIBB TOWERS east
To the Pod where I showed Marsh my Beast
The Bitches all came from their Slutty abode
To watch me jolt Marsh with my electrode

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh
We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh

While Marsh and me were having fun
Because our Sex party had just begun
The Bitches were sad 'cos they were
Getting none.

I did poor Marsh
I did him really harsh
We did the Monster Marsh
It was a graveyard smash
It wore out his ass in a flash
We did the Marsh
We did the monster Marsh.