Trumpet The Hard Nosed debater - Waterhogs Christmas Choir
You know Soldier and Lancaster and Arista and MTVN
You know Kizzy and Cherie and nedusa and kazanne
But do you recall
The most famous debater of them all?
Trumpet the hard nosed Debater
Had a lot of love for news
And if you ever post s**t
You would see him blow a fuse
All of the C&G Haters
Used their gifs to call him names
They never let poor Trumpet
Join in threads in Chat and Games
Then one Laggy Christmas Eve
Mokka came to say
Trumpet with your hard nosed S***e
Wont you side with me in this fight
Then how the haters Most-Loved him
And they all give him a point or three
Trumpet the Hard Nosed Debater
You're even going to beat LukeB
Trumpet the hard nosed Debater
Had a lot of love for news
And if you ever post S**t
You would see him blow a fuse
All of the C&G Haters
Used their gifs to call him names
They never let poor Trumpet
Join in threads in Chat and Games
Then one groggy Christmas Neeve
And Livia came to say
Trumpet, where's your hard nosed S***e?
Won't you come back and slay tonight?
Then how the haters snubbed him,
As he shouted "Yes, I'm free"!
Trumpet the hard nosed debater
He'll never leave News and Serious D!