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Originally Posted by Conzors
oh god. why?
chapter 1.
i was born.
chapter 2.
i was gay.
chapter 3.
i wanted fame so i pranced around on jordans modeeling show and then i went on xfactor.
chapter 4.
i got my teeth whitened.
chapter 5.
i got a job on bb.
chapter 6.
i got short listed for a nta just cos old grannies vote and they like a stereotypical gay so therefore im there.
the end.
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Chapter 4 should read I got massive veneers and its taken over 2 yrs for them to shrink back