Well, after a few calls, a briefcase full of cash and a sexual favour or ten, we can exclusively reveal the first details of her new book!
What's inside? More info after the jump...
Highlights include:
- Pressure. The trials and tribulations of being a London IT girl.
- Grief. 2003 - a bad year for Charley as her hair extensions fall out. Twice.
- Triumph! 2001 - Charley gets her first pair of Gucci boots.
- Celebrity Index. Flick to the back pages for a comprehensive list of celebrities Charley has hung out with/seen at parties/brushed against/seen from a distance/harassed.
- Fame and adoration. Charley tells of her incredible fan base of millions.
What the critics say...
"I'm out of breath, not a single full stop from start to finish" - The Sun
"I prefered Mein Kampf." - The Sunday Times
"Wow, I never knew Charley knew so many famous people! A great read! Loved it!" - Richard Madeley
"I have no idea who she is. How did you get this number? ***** off or I'm calling the police" - R Kelly
I'm not bein' funny, yeah? by Charley Uchea will be available at all good bookstores in time for Christmas. Why not buy it for someone you hate?
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