[Shaun]

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Originally Posted by Jake.

To the sound of:

Youtube video

*The set beings with the two coffins of Ken & Jade being hoisted down from the ceiling, before being placed on stage in front of their respective microphones*



Don't go breaking my heart
I couldn't if I died!
Oh honey if I need seRVANTS
Have Danielle Lloyd if you like

Don’t go making me starve
‘Cause of you the slaves can’t eat
The Chin-ese sometimes don’t eat for months!
All ‘cause of biscuits and cheese!

Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
You let Shilpa down
She served raw chicken crown!
Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
(Everyone knowssss)
Right from the start
I was racist at heart
Ohhhhhhh... I was racist at heart

So don’t take the game to heart
You might have failed us the task!
Don’t take the game to heART

There’s nobody to serve us!
'Cause Shilp's cleaning with her toothbrush!
And now you've upset "H", babe
I've forgotten his last hit!

So don’t you misunderstand me!
Stop waving the butter knife!
You’ve racked up record complaints
I’ve got OXO’s in my sights

Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
Your argument's dumb!
She said she ordered none!
Wooohooo... Everyone knows it
(Everyone knowssss)
With Jo & that tart
I was fucked from the start
Ohhhhhhh... I was fucked from the start

Don’t go breaking my heART
I won’t go breaking your heart
Don’t go breaking my heart

*During the instrumental, Shilpa Shetty joins the stage as OXO cubes descend from the ceiling*



Wooohooo... Your hubby's a right prICK
And your mother's a clown
Dragging her arm around
Right from the start
I was racist at heart
Ohhhhhhh... I was racist at heart

Don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)
Don’t go making me starve
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)

I won’t go making you starve
Don’t take the game to heART
(Don’t go breaking maaa... x2)
I won't take the game to heart
Don’t go breaking my heart
I won’t go breaking your heart