[kirklancaster]

You were on to me about girls earlier Hog, well this is for you:

A Poem For Hog

A girl I'd just met had a glass eye, which she took out and put in her pocket.
"Don't do normal sex” She said with a sigh, "But you can shag my empty eye socket”

I admit that at first, I was taken aback, But then I finally did what she said.
Hog - It was better by far than her crack, using her eye socket instead.

As I was leaving, she kissed my cheek, and said “Kirk please tell me true”
Will you come back and do it next week? 'Cos I'll keep an eye out for you”.

Sorry Hog.