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Originally Posted by hot2go
She's the old slapper you see pissing in the street on a Friday night...she's the old slag getting banged behind the bins at the back of the boozer after last orders....she's the train wreck with a bag of chips, battered sausage and Big Mac in one hand and a Diet Coke in the other. She's got bog role stuck to her shoes and a camels toe so visible she could keep her change in it ...and she's coming to a bar near all of us any time soon. That's who she is  |
Pissed myself after reading this one, she can keep her change in it
