Episode 11 - Box Task
'My box is thinner than anyone's. Can we just get in and have a sleep?'
'It's like a ****ing Yoko Ono exhibition this'
'George! Take command!'
'Can we make a decision about who's last out the ****ing box?'
'Pete: Can we all agree on Rula [to win the task]?
*Various people say no*
Pete: Oh **** off ya bunch of slags'
'George! Can you ask the fools again?'
'[Pete leaves box after 10 mins] Hang on I thought Prestood was out?'
'Chantelle: It's not about who wins, I just think it's funny that we're all in a box.
Pete: Well you ****in stay in there love'
'Faria: I'm undecided
Pete: Well make a decision you dumb blimp'
'It's typical Americans'
'George: Dennis annoyed me. He kept saying, 'I don't give a ****. I don't give a ****'
Pete: Well that's why Bush is in power isn't it.'
*Pete falls asleep listening to Jimmy Savile talking about Barrymore*
'Chantelle: Did you ask for anything Pete
Pete: I asked for £700,000 right now. No I asked for more modest things I want to get out of here. But I don't think that's realistic is it?'
'I should have asked for 5,000 cigarettes.'
'BB: If you bring a cigar to the diary room, Big Brother will give you 20 cigarettes.
Pete: But then I'll have to share them.'
'Rula is really getting up the crack of my arse and she's a lovely woman'
'Pete: Did you ask what your prize was?
Rula: My thighs?
Pete: Your
prize. From the box task *in posh voice*
Big Brother: Would Rula come to the diary room?
Pete: There you go babe'