Episode 14
'[At the nomination reveal] Let's all make a pledge to wail inconsolably.'
'I can't throw myself on the floor, I'm like an old lady when I wake up in the morning. I'm an old prostitute.'
'[Faria starts crying over being nominated] Are you on the rag?'
'[Faria is told of eviction] Sorry I'm actually really jealous.'
'Faria drain them all. See you soon you lucky bitch.'
'She probably throw the suitcase down the ramp, panties and dresses everywhere.'
'*sings* How do you solve a problem like diarrhea.'
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Special mention: Faria - 'Do you think they'll let a black or Asian person win this thing? Are you out of your tree?'