[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

'DEZZY'
By LeatherTrumpet

Spoiler:

To the tune of

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(We see Marsh running through the trees and away from an unseen threat, he looks behind, failing to notice the hooded figure he's running straight for. He collides with the figure and bounces off, hitting the ground hard. He backs away from the figure, terrified of it. The figure lowers it's hood to reveal the face of an ancient irish woman.)
Marsh: Please! It's Christmas!
Niamh: It's December 22nd.
(Niamh whacks him with her banhammer as the camera fades to black)

(The stage is set up like an old church. We see LT, dressed in a Nun's Habbit, kneeling at the foot of a statue that bears a striking resemblance to TheTruth. He is praying fervently and appears to be in the midst of a personal crisis. The music starts and LT leaves the crowd shook with his diva-esque vocals)

Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

When he infracts me, I am raging
But on the inside my heart's soaring
Forgive him when he brings his hammer down
in this story, He's Carmen, I'm the sad clown
I'll go down...I-I MEAN bring him down, down!
A mod with no crown, I want him face down! (in a dead sense, not because I want to **** him or anything!!)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy,Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

All of these feelings are so new
Like those cowboys, I don't know how to quit you
I'm so confused, this isn't fun
All these gay thoughts, I can't outrun
I'll go down...I-I MEAN bring him down, down!
A mod with no crown, on whom I'll go to town (With some sort of blunt weapon! Don't twist my words! I'm not gay, I promise!)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy, Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

In the most Right Wing sense,
He is beyond repentance
SJW, REMOANER, LOONY LEFT
But in a loving sense
our sexual energy is tense
And all i want to hear him say
is 'Shontae you stay'

(LT's friends rush onto the stage to try to pull him away from the 'dark side' by bribing him with cans of Strongbow and Kelly Brook Calenders)

I wanna hate you, but something's pushing me towards you
TheTruth is my virtue but Dezzy is the demon I cling to
I CLING TO

(LT resists his friends and whips off his Habbit to reveal a red corset look that leaves the crowd GAGGING. TheTruth claws his way to the front of the LT's friend group and attempts a reveal of his own by taking off his Fedora to reveal another one underneath but the crowd doesn't pay attention as LT is SLAYING the crowd with a high octane section of choreography.)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy, Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

(The church doors burst open as the song comes to an end, Dezzy rides in on a motorbike for some reasons and exchanges a deep, meanginful and wordless look with LT. LT climbs onto the bike and holds on to Dezzy as they take off into the sky, the bike spitting out the rainbow coloured lyrics of Kate Bush's underrated bop 'Why Should I Love You' out of it's exhaust pipe as it goes. Tumblr goes wild and the 'DezzyTrumpet' fandom is born..)

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