It was Christmas Eve but the clock struck twelve
No one’s in the house so I touch myself
Got my vibrator to give it some va va voom
Then all of a sudden someone comes into my room
Santa baby baby
can you make it a White Christmas for me?
I’ve got some cookies for your milk
We can do it under the tree
[Chorus]
My pussy pops for Christmas
And I don’t need your list ‘cause
I’ve been naughty all year long
And this ain’t wrong
Now show me
Show me
Show me your schlong
Now show me
Show me
Show me your schlong
Santa baby baby
Thanks for emptying your sack
Who’s your friend here?
Is he black?
This bitch cannot be 4ft 3
Have you got an elf just for me?
[Chorus]
My pussy pops for Christmas
Let me be your mistress
Boy you have to impress
Let me know if it’s long
And I’ll smoke it like a bong
Show me
Show me
Show me your schlong
The elf finished and gave me a Hitachi Magic Wand
He said he made it himself
His dick was kinda small so I taught him how to Jelq
Broke a candy cane off the tree and started playing with myself
[Chorus]
My pussy pops for Christmas
Candy canes are dangerous
Got it stuck in my vag
Get it out with your tongue
That’s the end of this song
Now show me
Show me
Show me your schlong