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PRESENTING: An at least semi-realistic CBB21, set after CBB20 is cancelled because Katie Hopkins overdoses in the house
Cast List
Week One
[ I erm. I didn't want that.]
Nominations
Nominated: Stedman, Snooki & Natalie
No Nominations!: Mario, Miriam & Helen!
Evicted: Snooki
[meh?]
Week Two
[ If there's even ONE Speidi fan after this happens I'm killing you.]
Nominations
Nominated: Stedman, Natalie, Martin, CJ & Leah
No Nominations!: Helen and Blake :/
Evicted: CJ
[to be fair I guess he'd have to leave soon anyway what with all of the ongoing murder charges]
Week Three
[ That, my friends, is a difference in class.]
Nominations
Nominated: Leah Remini vs. Blake Fielder Civil
No Nominations!: Helen, Mark and Martin (oh wow final 3 confirmed?)
Evicted: A semi-famous American actress against the man who arguably killed Amy Winehouse? Surely this can only go one wa-oh Leah is evicted.
[SMH]
Week Four
[ At this point, Helen would already be my favourite CBB Housemate of all time.]
Nominations
Nominated: Stedman Pearson vs. Martin Roberts
No Nominations!: Helen, Russell & Jordan
Evicted: Stedman
[Usually these simulations (of the BBUK format) are dominated by someone doing a Freddie from BB10 and that gets super boring so I'm glad as it is possible to be for Stedman to be shown the door]
Week Five
[ Is this even a surprise though?]
Nominations
Nominated: Martin, Mario, Lil Kim and Blake
No Nominations!: Helen & Jordan
Evicted: Lil Kim
[Blake topped this vote erm...]
Week Six
[ wow, they are NOT playing with Crissy this season.]
Nominations
Nominated: Natalie, Russell, Roy, Miriam, Martin & Crissy
No Nominations!: Helen, Lizzie & Mario
Evicted: Crissy
[I can't help but feel she's been badly treated here  what's worse is we almost lost Russell Grant too]
Week Seven
[ It's a welcome change from heating up spoons I guess, Blake]
Nominations
Nominated: Natalie Nunn vs. Martin Roberts
No Nominations!: Helen. OK can we just. She hasn't received ONE nomination in seven weeks.
Evicted: Natalie
[I do not know anything about her]
Week Eight
[ Oh ffs Lizzie you were flying perfectly under the radar as well]
Nominations
Nominated: Martin, Roy and Mario
No Nominations!: STILL Helen.
Evicted: Mario Lopez
[I highly doubt Roy would survive this but OK]
Week Nine
[ It is quite annoying writing about 50 different interactions and them repeating some]
Nominations
Nominated: Roy, Russell, Miriam and Michelle
No Nominations!: STILL HELEN
Evicted: Russell Grant. From these four nominees they evict Russell Grant. I give up.
[I have nothing to say]
Week Ten
[ Did write this with Jordan in mind, but oh well]
Nominations
Nominated: Blake, Lizzie and Jordan
No Nominations!: no seriously what is Helen doing?
Evicted: Lizzie
[Why do I even make these, why do I include random ones I don't remotely like, why do they always do well?]
Week Eleven
[ Oh good so he'll go now, then]
Nominations
Nominated: Miriam Rivera vs. Mark Labbett
No Nominations!: Helen AND Martin this time
Evicted: Mark 
[I'm saying nothing about Helen HAVING to win]
Week Twelve
[ Why didn't I cast an attractive male? This has been wasted]
Nominations
Nominated: Miriam, Michelle and Blake
No Nominations!: Still, Helen upsetting no one.
Evicted: Miriam
[WHY DID YOU SAVE THE TRANSGENDER WOMAN FROM 2003 OVER THE ****ING BEAST JUST TO GET RID OF HER OVER BLAKE FIELDER CIVIL]
Week Thirteen
[ I originally meant this to mean that it'd be Roy telling everyone HE'S gay (which I think he'd pass quite easily), but perhaps it'd be funnier for him to try and force every other housemate to come out.]
Nominations
Nominated: Michelle and Blake
No Nominations!: Helen is joined by Roy this week
Evicted: Michelle McManus
[Helen Lederer is the final female. Surely she can't get evicted. Surely. She hasn't got a ****ing nom yet.]
Week Fourteen
Nominations
Nominated: Roy, Martin and Blake
No Nominations!: COME. ON. HELEN. 
Evicted: MARTIN? FOR ****'S SAKE.
[No seriously Mister Brant Steele I hope you get rectal cancer]
Week Fifteen
[ A deeply confusing time in any girl's life]
Nominations
Nominated: Blake, Helen and Jordan
No Nominations!: No one. Those two hideous plastic bastards ruined everything.
Evicted: Jordan
[That 'will do' I guess]
Finale
Statistics
Most Nominations: Blake (42)
Fewest Nominations: Helen (2)
Most Evictions Survived: Blake (7)
Never Up for Eviction: n/a
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saph
You're giving me a million reasons about a million reasons
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