YOU ASKED FOR IT.
After the runaway success of Roy Horn in CBB21, CBB22 hits our screens with the franchise's first ever infant Housemate. Mother Stephanie watches on from the camera runs!
Cast List
Week One
[
BYE. I AM DONE. BYE.]
Nominations
Nominated: Baby Davis and Teddy Sinclair
have the public forgiven her for the X Factor New Zealand?????
No Nominations!: Cesar Millan, Lee Lin Chin and Jay Aston!
Evicted: Teddy by 93%
[It turns out they haven't! Racist Baby lives on!]
Week Two
[
It was inevitable that the woman who nearly ruined Hillary's marriage would gain the LT vote I suppose.]
Nominations
Nominated: Baby Davis and Howard from the Halifax adverts
No Nominations!: Limahl, Sally Jessy Raphael, Su Pollard and Jay Aston!
Evicted: Baby Davis by 60%
[The baby receives immense boos after what it said about Howard in the diary room]
Week Three
[
This is already the best thing I have ever done with my life]
Nominations
Nominated: Lee Lin Chin and Charlie Clapham
this would be a walkover IRL. Come thru, Brantsteele magic!
No Nominations!: Cesar Millan, Monica Lewinsky, Verka Serduchka, Lady Victoria Hervey and Jay Aston!
Evicted: Charlie by 74% 
[God bless this website's ignorance of an old Australian-Asian woman's chances against an attractive Hollyoaks cast member in the UK]
Week Four
[
This is quite a problematic series it seems]
Nominations
Nominated: Lee Lin Chin, Tonya Harding and Howard from the Halifax ads. This is turning into quite the house of racists </3
No Nominations!: Monica Lewinsky, Verka Serduchka, Grace Jones and Jay Aston (again)!
Evicted: Tonya by 50%
[Just as well, really, since I forgot to make an event related to ice skating.]
Week Five
[
Starting to think that Phil Schofield might be reaching a bit, now]
Nominations
Nominated: Lee Lin Chin, Su Pollard, Brendan Sheerin, Lady Victoria Hervey and Howard from the Halifax ads
No Nominations!: Just Cesar and Jay this time. Seriously, being a member of Bucks Fizz is like diplomatic immunity.
Evicted: Lee Lin Chin by 33%
[At least she took out the pretty boy from Hollyoaks first <3]
Week Six
[
Su is BRINGING. THE. DRAMA. 
]
Nominations
Nominated: Verka Serduchka, Su Pollard, Monica Lewinsky, Cesar Millan and Howard from the Halifax ads
No Nominations!: Just Limahl.
Evicted: Cesar Millan by 52%
[For anyone interested, his eviction music was indeed Jamelia's "Beware of the Dog"]
Week Seven
[
Why are my faves fighting??? There's enough room for three style icons in this house!!!]
Nominations
Nominated: Brendan from Coach Trip and Howard from Halifax
No Nominations!: Jay resumes her place as the series floater, but is joined by Limahl and Monica Lewinsky.
Evicted: Howard Brown by 72%
[Good. I'm not losing a gay icon just yet (although I think there're still like 6 left)]
Week Eight
[
He is Ukrainian, not Russian 
ffs]
Nominations
Nominated: Lady Victoria Hervey, Verka Serduchka, Jason Gardiner, Sally Jessy Raphael and Su Pollard
No Nominations!: only Grace Bloody Jones <333333333
Evicted: Lady Victoria Hervey by 48%
[This is probably the most realistic result there's been so far]
Week Nine
[
IT'S PERFECT AS IT IS, SALLY.]
Nominations
Nominated: Sally Jessy Raphael vs. Jason Gardiner
No Nominations!: Kriss and Grace. The house racism has turned around.
Evicted: Jason by 66%
[Amazing decisions in this series]
Week Ten
[
If this post doesn't win a TiBB Award of some kind, I just don't know what the point of making any more is.]
Nominations
Nominated: ok basically everyone. Verka Serduchka, Limahl, Jay Aston, Brendan Sheerin, Su Pollard, Sally Jessy Raphael and Grace Jones.
No Nominations!: For the first time... n/a
Evicted: Jay Astin by 40%
[The UK loathe a coaster it seems.]
Week Eleven
[
Oh Monica...]
Nominations
Nominated: Monica Lewinsky vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: Just Limahl this time
Evicted: Monica Lewinsky. By 94 ****ing percent. Good god.
[You didn't think three American women were going to make the final did you?]
Week Twelve
[
I put in 50 ****ing events for this 
stop reusing]
Nominations
Nominated: Limahl vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: Grace Jones <3
Evicted: Limahl by 60%
[ok this is a perfect top six]
Week Thirteen
[
Honestly. What did we do to deserve this legend?]
Nominations
Nominated: Kriss Akabusi vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Kriss by 75%
[obviously TiBB would actively root for his eviction here, but I can't help but feel a little upset]
Week Fourteen
[
I think we can call that a 'mixed reception', then]
Nominations
Nominated: Brendan Sheerin vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Sally by 68%
[Her eviction survival streak had to end at some point </3 RIP you absolute goddess]
Week Fifteen
[
I just...I...no words...]
Nominations
Nominated: Brendan Sheerin vs. Verka Serduchka
No Nominations!: n/a
Evicted: Verka by 56%
[Seriously, what a final three. What a final four. Five. Six. What a ****ing series.]
Finale
Series Popularity
[Can we just pause to reflect on the idea of Grace Jones, Su Pollard and Sally Jessy Raphael being the three most idolised housemates of the series.]
[It's also interesting that 4 of the most likely to be hated personalities are in the bottom 5 on launch night. God knows how Limahl is top.]
[The most popular event was Sally Jessy Raphael's quote to Limahl about Blue Ivy - it saw her popularity rise by 15pts.]
[The least popular event was Monica Lewinsky's domination of Week 2, accumulating a popularity plummet of 29pts]
Statistics
Most Nominations: Sally Jessy Raphael (38)
Fewest Nominations: Teddy Sinclair and Jay Aston (5)
Most Evictions Survived: Sally Jessy Raphael (6), Brendan from Coach Trip (5)
Never Up for Eviction: n/a
Highest Eviction Percentage: 94% for Monica Lewinsky vs. Sally Jessy Raphael
Lowest Eviction Percentage: 33% for Lee Lin Chin over 4 other housemates
