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'After winning The Å Factor Sweden, New girl group Charlie's Angels are making waves for a very special reason - they are managed by a Labrador called Charlie. However - their new found fame hasn't been easy. Charlie's Angels have recieved a lot of hate for their music in their home town TiBB, an internet forum on the coast of Sweden. Their new song - Obsessed - is a message for their haters who keep pulling them down.'

Meet the gals!
Left to right:
LaT*sha, Marsha, That Gal, LuciaB, Roberta, Williamina




"I was like, why you so obsessed with us?"


So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
Will the real C-A's please step to the mic?
C-A you need an C-A's place to be
C-A the C-A


[Marsha]
All up in the threads, sayin' we bullies
When we don't even, know you truly
Sayin' we up in your face, sayin' you a star
But your life's D.O.A, and we out at Charlie's
You be up in our A, you're so so lame
And no one here, even mentions your name
You tryna read, it's a catastrophe
Heard you get it toppin', but you aint toppin' hun



[Roberta]
Ah oh
Why you so obsessed with us?
Boy I want to know, lyin' that you're not baiting me
When everybody knows, it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh, finally found some gals that you couldn't make pressed
Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us.


[LaT*sha]
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're out of your mind
You're confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you tryna be so unkind?
Got you all fired up, with your Victim complex
Henny you're so white like you're bathin' in Tippex



[All together]
Ooh oh oh
Boy why you so obsessed with us?
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
And all the ladies sing
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
All the gals sing
(Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed)


[That Gal]
You open your gob, you hatin' hard
Ain't goin' feed a troll, I'm a let you starve
Graspin' at straws and you're concentratin'
You out of breath, hope you faintin'
Tellin' the world how much you hate us,
We didn't do anything, so why you flippin'?
You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation (Walmart is SHOOK)
We’re the, press conference, you're a conversation


[That Gal does a hair flip and her wig flies into the crowd]

[Roberta]
Ah oh
Why you so obsessed with us?
Boy I want to know, lyin' that you're not baiting me
When everybody knows, it's clear that you're upset with me
Ohh, finally found some gals that you couldn't make pressed
Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us.


[LaT*sha]
You're delusional, you're delusional
Boy you're out of your mind
You're confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you so unkind?
Got you all fired up, with your Victim complex
Henny you're so white like you're bathin' in Tippex


[Marsha proceeds to grab a bucket full of tippex and pour it over his head with his mouth open. After being immediately poisoned he falls to the ground and starts convulsing. None of the gals notice.]

[All together except dead Marsha]
Ooh oh oh
Boy why you so obsessed with us?
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
And all the ladies sing
So, oh, oh oh oh
So, oh, oh oh oh
All the gals sing
(Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed)


[Roberta and LuciaB harmonising]
Ah oh
Why you so obsessed with us? (He's all up in George Foreman)
And boy I want to know,
lyin' that you're not baiting me (lying that you're not baiting me)
When everybody knows, it's clear that you're upset with me (ay)
Oh, finally found some gals that you couldn't make pressed(oh)
Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us
(Last man on the earth, still couldn't get us)


[Roberta does a death drop and breaks both his legs]

[LaT*sha and Williamina harmonising]
You're delusional, you're delusional, (He's all up in my George Foreman)
Boy you're losing your mind (mind)
It's confusing yo, you're confused you know
Why you so unkind? (Unkind)
Got you all fired up, with your victim complex
(Henny) You're so white like you're bathin' in Tippex


Tack TiBB!
[A light falls from the stage and crushes the girls]
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