#256 - Sallie Axl - BB14
I'm semi-aware that she's somewhat liked on this chasm of a website so I'll keep this as brief as possible.
Dressed like an explosion at Claire's, Sallie stormed into BB14 with a motormouth and a determination to expose the snakes and prove that everyone and everyone, apart from her, wasn't Keeping It Real. A discount Aisleyne, Sallie fired off insults from launch night, calling out Gina's "bad skin", hair extensions and saying she "look[ed] like a prostitute" (prompting the much-quoted Gina response) and generally ticked all of the boxes that a list of "most two-dimensional loud, arsehole housemate" would require. To this day, her child's canvas of a body appears to be friends with Jemma Lucy and that need be enough of the kind of personality she associates with.
"You know what? I'm a really decent person. I'm a tomboy girl and I don't give a s
hit."
Neither do I, c
unt! Clear off!