Saving Chris because he wasn't as boring as Elizabeth or Dean.
Michael Cheshire
I cut Spiral so I may as well cut his 'best' friend too. There's not really much to say about Michael because just like all the other HND newbies that weren't Jayne, he was pretty irrelevant. He kicked up a fuss (pun intended) over Spiral using a grapefruit as a football, he carried a ghastly stuffed cat called Scruffles which was cringe and painfully desperate on his part and he kept referring to himself as some spiritual god or something idk.
One of Michael's more 'memorable' moments or moment rather was his random feud with fellow (and superior) gay housemate Richard, which was pretty funny because Richard would just wind him up in the most effortless way possible by calling him "she" and Michael would end up in a fit of rage and I really enjoyed that because I don't really like Michael. Oh and he also looked like he needed a wash so I thought I'd mention that too.