Jason Cowan
I used my Save and Replace to try and get him bloody out and Marc saved him so I guess it's not that bad going that I managed to get our Jason out the next round. In short: I really don't like the guy. I don't think I disliked him THAT MUCH when I was watching the series but in hindsight he was actually really annoying. He entered in a thong which got all the tongues wagging from the female (and gay - not assuming sexuality!) viewers and had a weird flirtationship with Dan when Dan would massage his arse with baby oil and stuff and Jason loved it. (Apparently Dan rimmed him or something wtf I never even knew this I can't remember it in the show and I feel like I would?) Anyway away from that, Jason was kind of the 'alpha' from the house and led the Jungle Cats (consisting of himself, Victor and Ahmed as the opposing group to the far SUPERIOR Lip Gloss Bitches) and snogged Vanessa Nimmo (who I also cut from this rank down as it goes!) and seemed to flirt with Becki Siddiki once she came in after Vanessa also. He had a really short fuse too and could be really intimidating when he wanted to be (SEE: DO YA THINK THIS IS ****ING FUNNY DO YA? and when he stormed into the living area demanding to know what Nadia had just said about him towering over her and being all masculine and ****). For some reason (he was ~fit~ in 2004 or something?) he was popular and ended up finishing in second place behind his arch rival of the series Nadia. Also I remember an episode when he had to eat something gross in a task and later that night he was really bloated and had flatulence whilst he was making toast with sliced cheese and tomatoes on and it just wasn't pleasant in the slightest and has stuck with me.
He had a funny accent also.