[Locke.]

Not a holiday but when I was travelling a few years back I went to Valencia and went out clubbing on my first night, got really drunk with a load of other travellers and went skinny dipping after the club, when we all got back to the beach loads of our stuff had been stolen. They'd taken my jeans which had some money (about 50 euros) and my brand new phone in. Even though I was paying for insurance on the phone Carphone Warehouse wouldn't replace it because there was no police report. Had to take a taxi back to the hostel in my boxers.

Wasn't as bad as one of the girls I was with though, they took her passport.