[Cherie]

Well done Mokka :...

[Niamh.]

These were my votes Jake I always love your songs, one of these days you're going to win


12pts Jake
10pts Ben
8pts Livia
7pts Mokka
6pts Dezzy
5pts Shaun
4pts Ammi
3pts Glenn
2pts Tom
1pts Kirk

[Jake.]

Thank you Niamh x

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Benjamin

Mokka is a female (she just looks and sounds like a man).

Omg

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I am a little sick because I was called away yesterday and did not get back until after the deadline for votes, but my votes would not have made any difference to the very apt and fitting result.

I had Mokka and his child the clear winner but it was so very, very difficult to judge all the other entries because each one had its own merits - the creativity on here is mind-blowing.

Anyway, here's how I eventually voted:

- #1 - "Worm Oddity" by Jacob Hoggart - Mokkajava
- #2 - "Air Space" by Badimir No Miss Putin - Z
- #3 - Liechtenstein - "Husband" by Abdul Lahveen & The Weaves - Benjamin
- #4 - "Throw Me (One Less Bitch)" by PR!CK - Shaun.
- #5 - "Cisturbia" by SomaStarHusky & the Plantkins - Třm
- #6 - "Lucky Did it Again" by Ravenheart - GypsyGoth
- #7 - "Sugartits" by Shiksa and the Shmundies - Livia
- #8 - "Laugh Out Here" by Lily Warren - Jake.
- #9 - "Piss On Me" by Rose McGowan's Anal Blister - Dezzy
- #10 - "Aborigine in a Brothel" by Christina Akoalabeara - Niamh
- #11 - "Iya" by The Michaels - Drew.
- #12 - "An Ode to Mayonnaise" by Siegg - MB.
- #13 - "One Sad Day on TiBB (This Is Bull****garia Blues)" by Canwebanha - Ammi
- #14 - "Nothing Will Bring Us Down" by Josiah Stuart - Josiah.
- #15 - "Makes You Not Wanna Post in the Lounge" by Pula Mare - Jay.
- #16 - "Float Around" by Jaylor Twist - Jarrod
- #17 - "Your Pubes are Moving" by Mr. Penisul - Glenn
- #18 - "Money Makes Me World Go Round" by Leonie Lee-Marie - LuciaX
- #19 - "T i B B" by Fernandez Panini - LukeB
- #20 - "Take Me to Big Brother" by Hozier, Shmozier - ProfessorSmooth
- #21 - All or Nothing" by Andy Selva - Locke.
-#22 - "Rule the World" by Bobby Bobson - Jřsh"

It really is the hardest thing to judge, and I did try to be as objective as possible, but I apologise to anyone who feels 'miffed' at my placings.

A brilliant entry Mokka and a well deserved success, well done to Shaun and Tom, and to everybody who took time to enter - this is my favourite part of Tibb and I look forward to the next one.

Thanks Kirk
It's the thought that counts

You should volunteer to judge next time

[Daniel-X]

Thank you to everyone who voted for me it was an honour to take part against all of these fantastic entries and I'm not worthy of my place as some genuinely had me almost wetting myself.

I love you all!

Well done Mokkajava greatly deserved!

[Jake.]

Thanks Kirk

[Gstar]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Abdul Lahveen ft. The Weaves - Husband

[apologies to anyone offended, I meant this all in gest]

Youtube video

[weaves gather and start posting on people’s walls:]

Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Go have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whining to an end.


[weaves start PM’ing]

It’s only nine
there still time
to be so vicious
Let’s commit a TiBB forum crime
Gossip so descriptive
Don’t you know that us weaves can do to start a fight (Fight, fight, Fight)?
Why is Tom not in bed and Daniel_ acting precious,
And MB is here
saying that Firewire is being a mother****ing drab mess,
Ben’s old, doesn’t have a clue and MTVN’s fucking uptight


[weaves gather and light candles:]

Salman’s like so whatever
We can do so much better
I think we should club together now
TiBB’s gossip needs to get out of this drought


Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whines to an end.


[weaves start posting in the lounge]

Arista is so cray cray, making his threads about HD LED TV
And even Dezzy ban coming my fucking way, doesn’t really scare me
when he talks of Stacey stalking here time again and again (again, again, again)
So? come on Caitlin some her tell us once more you’re queer
Better yet make your little bitch Smithy disappear
and Shaun I don’t want to see your music threads ever again (again, and again, and again!)


[weaves gather and stir cauldron over one of their fallen:]

Salman’s like so whatever
We can do so much better
I think we should club together now
TiBB’s gossip, spread it out of this drought


Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
Have a fight with Kizzy,
Go slé, Go slé
She’s wrong often frequent
Hey! Hey! Drew, Drew
bring her whines to an end.


[weaves gather voodoo dolls:]

In a second Josy will be here to linger
She’ll ban us all cos she thinks she’s so much better
Oop, there we go
So when's it gonna sink in?
She’s so stupid
What the hell, this forum is sinking?!
We’ve been beckoned cos we are the free thinkers
Gifs we stan, 'cause we’re such trend setters
Truths we’ll uncover
So what if reece has been drinking?
We still won’t be muted
Without our truth tea TiBB is sinking


[weaves starting falling one by one]

Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
No way! No way!
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband,
He’s gay! He’s gay!
I think you need a new one.
Hey! Hey! Niamh, Niamh,
Scott will steal your husband.
No way! No way!
He’s gay! He’s gay!

[Josy and Dezzy sit there with their ban hammers smirking]

yess ben. Should have won

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Germyle

yess ben. Should have won

I gave him my top vote

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jake.

Thanks Kirk

No prob Jake -you thoroughly deserved at least the placing which I gave you, it was a brilliant entry.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokkajava

Thanks Kirk
It's the thought that counts

You should volunteer to judge next time

The correct winner for me Mokka.