[waterhog]

barclays bank pens 19.5.12

you used to have class,
infarct top rank,
and now you are scrimping,
i think i am going to change bank.
your pens were your perk,
i felt real posh,
now you are like " Primark",
as the light blue pen will save you dosh.
but it must have conflict,
fit for the purpose says "the trade of goods act",
i can not write one line,
and i can prove that fact.
i have a whole draw,
as i take 2 every time i sign,
and i have now reached a conclusion,
"Barclays" bank pens i will now decline.
fix up Barclays,
producing a pen to fail is not green,
this is annoying and will not promote,
you need again a life saver, where's mr "bean".
if you can change,
then as a customer i will respect,
i will write you a positive poem,
and this move will be so Barclays correct.

(dont no about any of you lot, but i enjoy my free pen when i deposit money as i get something for it, but barclays are pulling a quicky. the question is will they miss my ink ? they used to do the thick push down pens that lasted for ever - now they have open thin blue ones that run out after 3 words.)