[waterhog]

day 2 briefing 13.11.12

i am going to present day 2,
and i hope it is funny,
the first classic i present,
is Helen and the dunny.
this was the proof,
she is not faking,
its not a act,
genuine was her shaking.
the next was strength,
Eric is a old man and that's no trick,
but i do have admiration,
for the way he handled the neck tick.
Helen and Nadine next,
voted by the public to do the task,
Helen failed with in 10 seconds,
Nadine done a show like a political ask.
now proof of no discrimination,
Eric and Brian had such a fun slaughter,
2 old men on giant lily's,
and then leaping into the water.
a bit of general knowledge,
it was to do with dangerous Brian's catchphrase,
the question answer was a "puppet",
all told by the stereotypical phone box that does amaze.
hair today,
it was Helen's £400 a month revelation,
she is going to be criticized,
but her nativity has pushed up my estimation.
the funniest was yet to come,
it was Brian's praise,
having a pop at Helen in character,
will push up comedy and the bar raise.
food was prevalent,
all were moaning about rice and beans,
that was until the trial was revealed,
and it was Helen and Nadine's normal scenes.
that was Monday night,
thank you ITV you are on form,
"i'm celeb" is controlling my life,
it is going down a storm.


can it get any better - it is simply the best thing on tv.

[reality1]

You should be on ITV 2 and recite your poems to the watching public!

[Kizzy]

Urgh... I really want to like her but she is a real life dozy wobster.
Nadine, charlie and linda will soon get bored of her childishness.
Loving brian, he is funny bri ftw!

[arista]

Yes Nadine making them eat Beans
as she gave up.


And tonight we see her again tonight on a Task.

[reality1]

It's boring seeing the same person or persons doing all the tasks, if Colin had done the buried in a box task they'd still be trying to get him out!

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by reality1

It's boring seeing the same person or persons doing all the tasks, if Colin had done the buried in a box task they'd still be trying to get him out!

oh someting else you need to know i do like fat jokes

[reality1]

Originally Posted by bigbrother12

oh someting else you need to know i do like fat jokes

Sorry, I wasn't thinking I actually like Colin and he did say he was hoping to lose weight in there!

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by reality1

Sorry, I wasn't thinking I actually like Colin and he did say he was hoping to lose weight in there!

that ok i had that when becky was in bb

[reality1]

I think Becky could easily have won that big bro, but she let her temper get the better of her, she was so good the 1st week

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by reality1

I think Becky could easily have won that big bro, but she let her temper get the better of her, she was so good the 1st week

oh yeah you can ask anyone here i fancy becky

[waterhog]

was becky the large one with black hair - if i remember correctly all she done was moan about the lack of food and when she was not moaning - the rest of the time was spent eating - not a inner in my eyes - if i have the correct lady.

[reality1]

Originally Posted by waterhog

was becky the large one with black hair - if i remember correctly all she done was moan about the lack of food and when she was not moaning - the rest of the time was spent eating - not a inner in my eyes - if i have the correct lady.

Wow, I am surprised I thought you always posted in poetry!

[MTVN]

Colin is a fat bastard, part of what makes him a legend

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by waterhog

was becky the large one with black hair - if i remember correctly all she done was moan about the lack of food and when she was not moaning - the rest of the time was spent eating - not a inner in my eyes - if i have the correct lady.

yeah the fit sexy one

[Marcus.]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Colin is a fat bastard, part of what makes him a legend

here here

[waterhog]

img i need glasses with all due respect.