[Jessica.]

If babies were to come from somewhere other than where they do now, where do you think the best place for them to come from would be?

Imagine you could put a fertilised egg inside a great dane or something and let them grow it for you so you don't have to carry it.

[Vicky.]

Men.

Might stop them moaning that we exaggerate the pain and stuff

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Men.

Might stop them moaning that we exaggerate the pain and stuff

[Jordan.]

Imagine you could put a fertilised egg inside a great dane or something and let them grow it for you so you don't have to carry it.

this thread lmao

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Men.

Might stop them moaning that we exaggerate the pain and stuff

You didn't say how the baby would get out though.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Jessica‪

You didn't say how the baby would get out though.

They can get contractions that make their penis skin stretch enough to let it pass through.

Like for like

[Kizzy]

I'm all for that

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

They can get contractions that make their penis skin stretch enough to let it pass through.

Like for like

oh god

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Jessica‪

Imagine you could put a fertilised egg inside a great dane or something and let them grow it for you so you don't have to carry it.

Stop drinking bleach.

[Jessica.]

I haven't drank bleach. It was just a suggestion.

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

They can get contractions that make their penis skin stretch enough to let it pass through.

Like for like

My god woman. WTF is wrong with you?

[Vicky.]

I don't know. I'm blaming the hormones. Its the best excuse I have

[Jessica.]

[Kizzy]

It's a better suggestion than abusing animals though isn't it?

[Jessica.]

Who is abusing animals?

[Kizzy]

Didn't you suggest putting a human embryo in a dog?

[joe199998293]

You simply press the persons belly button (works on both men and women) and then a week later, instead of coming out of the vagina (because im literally scared of them) you poo it out, but it doesn't smell and there's no poop on the baby etc.

(This is how I thought they were made when I was like 3... But it should be the way!)

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Didn't you suggest putting a human embryo in a dog?

It was just a suggestion, I never said I wanted it to happen, who would do that anyway? There's no need to accuse anyone of abusing animals.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by joe199998293

You simply press the persons belly button (works on both men and women) and then a week later, instead of coming out of the vagina (because im literally scared of them) you poo it out, but it doesn't smell and there's no poop on the baby etc.

(This is how I thought they were made when I was like 3... But it should be the way!)

Why?

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by joe199998293

You simply press the persons belly button (works on both men and women) and then a week later, instead of coming out of the vagina (because im literally scared of them) you poo it out, but it doesn't smell and there's no poop on the baby etc.

(This is how I thought they were made when I was like 3... But it should be the way!)

I dont know how old you are, but if you are 18+ I suggest watching this

Should get you over your fear

[Glenn.]

Vicky you are just sick

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by Jessica‪

It was just a suggestion, I never said I wanted it to happen, who would do that anyway? There's no need to accuse anyone of abusing animals.

Why is what vicky said any weirder than what you said though?
You made up this bizarre hypothetical jessica you can't get all serious about it now... babies in a dog..

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by joe199998293

You simply press the persons belly button (works on both men and women) and then a week later, instead of coming out of the vagina (because im literally scared of them) you poo it out, but it doesn't smell and there's no poop on the baby etc.

(This is how I thought they were made when I was like 3... But it should be the way!)

so just like a vagina then?...

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Why is what vicky said any weirder than what you said though?

Show me where I said it was weirder.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

I dont know how old you are, but if you are 18+ I suggest watching this

Should get you over your fear

You're a man eater, I knew it!