[waterhog]

review - the best hotel in the world ( appeal for chess gaming internet users ) 29.07.15

welcome to my review
i am sure you will have booking
over a luxury board you can screw
its more addictive then heroin cooking.
so what is available
go through every sauce
every kind of fun you can label
you can even go down on a horse.
you can be a little devil
or even a dizzy rascal
your intellect will go up a level
as you look out over your castle.
fast and efficient is a delight
it really is a hip scene
on entry you have to get by the knight
but you are so close to the queen.
the king is not protecting
i think he is snoozing
he is so slow it must be ages for erecting
in this palace is no sexual bruising.
people are constantly rushing
its a sign this business is not torn
i am sorry if i left you blushing
but these 64 squares are dominated by porn.
a holiday is needed i guess
everything is on tap at the ring of a bell
don't tell me you are not tempted to play chess
i guess i will see you in the lobby of chesshotel.

( this is the best chess website i go on. and if you want stimulation ? i guess i will see you in the lobby of www.chesshotel.com/ - i am the weird one with a drink in one hand and my pen in the other. so do you ? do you feel lucky ? )

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