[waterhog]

Lee stroking Jazmine ear - nice or creepy ? 14.01.14

before i get onto the nitty gritty,
how was the morning wake,
Linol and Jim had no mercy or pity,
there volume was louder then those on "Rikki Lake".
hell was the theory,
while Jazmine and Luisa did under the duvet chatter,
both agreeing Jim is a misery,
but they are the least of his batter.
nominations got under way,
it was brief logs,
nasty and direct left no delay,
a good few times came up Liz and her dogs.
there was a bit of numb,
at times it got very grim,
Dappy won't forgive Luisa for bringing in his mum,
most agreeing a misery is Jim.
Liz gave reasons that were pathetic,
was not helped by her comment on self harm,
Jazmine had a link that was genetic,
but Liz still failed to hear the alarm.
Liz got 8 and Jim got 7 and will join,
Jazmine and Luisa in the vote,
who goes its a toss of a coin,
but i hope Liz goes please quote.
Ollie was left out,
i suppose it does support,
i have seen no nasty theft,
a nice guy is my final report.
everyone moaning and on hinge,
anger gets a tick,
it has injected tension like a syringe,
Luisa felt it by calling Jim a sexist ????.
Linda tried to mediate,
choice of words would rather,
Liz can not just calculate,
still failing to get suicide and Jazmines father.
Linol and Luisa had a Jim spat,
it was Luisa refusal to back down,
just because "between her legs is this and not that",
her voice and opinion will not drown.
onto talk about outside,
with Jim i needed no clue,
Casey wants to meet with pride,
while Jim refused to say " i do".
Lee proposed a marriage,
no time to get randy,
there is one more in this carriage,
because Casey to thinks he is eye candy.
from Liz a apology,
but Jazmine hit back with criticism,
dissected was this biology,
god no's how she came up with racism.
mushy talk from Lee please fear,
LA and Jamine is a prevent,
all done while stroking her ear,
both damaged goods evident is the dent.
Jazmine, Jim, Liz, Luisa its time to decide,
who goes please voice,
and if you can rhyme your divide,
then you will be my number one choice.

[rionablue]

Stroking her ear, how queer
Each to their own, leave them alone
Love or Lust or whatever its just
All for show, or real I don't know
Lee's a creep, known to sleep
With lots of women but did he win them?
Hes single again and a bit of a pain
Jasmines pretty but her taste is ****ty
When it comes to men, it is a sin
She's snogging Lee, I'd rather pee
On his smug face, he's a disgrace
Stroking her ear, how queer
I wish she'd get sense and see Lee is dense

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by rionablue

Stroking her ear, how queer
Each to their own, leave them alone
Love or Lust or whatever its just
All for show, or real I don't know
Lee's a creep, known to sleep
With lots of women but did he win them?
Hes single again and a bit of a pain
Jasmines pretty but her taste is ****ty
When it comes to men, it is a sin
She's snogging Lee, I'd rather pee
On his smug face, he's a disgrace
Stroking her ear, how queer
I wish she'd get sense and see Lee is dense

I love this great stuff

[rionablue]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

I love this great stuff

Thanks Kate. We might not like the same housemate but I wanted to try exercising my poetic abliltiy. I love Waterhogs poems x

[jet]

Originally Posted by rionablue

Stroking her ear, how queer
Each to their own, leave them alone
Love or Lust or whatever its just
All for show, or real I don't know
Lee's a creep, known to sleep
With lots of women but did he win them?
Hes single again and a bit of a pain
Jasmines pretty but her taste is ****ty
When it comes to men, it is a sin
She's snogging Lee, I'd rather pee
On his smug face, he's a disgrace
Stroking her ear, how queer
I wish she'd get sense and see Lee is dense

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by rionablue

Thanks Kate. We might not like the same housemate but I wanted to try exercising my poetic abliltiy. I love Waterhogs poems x

it was very good Riona and yes Waterhog is a Tibb Treasure.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Lee is odious and creepy like the horrid thing that likes rings in lord of the rings

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by rionablue

Thanks Kate. We might not like the same housemate but I wanted to try exercising my poetic abliltiy. I love Waterhogs poems x

not half as much as i loved that. that was cooooooooooooooooooooooool and really made me smile.


made my day.

thank you very much.

i got to work late today so i am going to miss CBB - have to catch up in morning.

[rionablue]

Originally Posted by waterhog

not half as much as i loved that. that was cooooooooooooooooooooooool and really made me smile.


made my day.

thank you very much.

i got to work late today so i am going to miss CBB - have to catch up in morning.

Thanks waterhog. You are unique in here and I love your poems x

[waterhog]

flattery will get you everywhere rionblue,
and one day i am going to do a poem for you.
it is going to be deep,
because unlike maureen, i am so cheap.
i will declare my love and propose,
the fakeness in me will be clearly on the expose.
have a great day my forum friend,
i hope you enjoy my little word blend.

[rionablue]

Waterhog my lovely friend
Much love to you I will send
These forums can get very heated
Bout housemates who have lied or cheated
We all stand up for our own fave
We defend them and bout them we rave
For me its Jas but I can feel
Some peoples hatred for her is real
I don't like Jim now this is true
And Lee's a muppet Lionel too
Liz is nice but very quiet
She's hardly gona start a riot
Sams a wallflower pretty though
Linda's a Nolan we all know
Ollie's gorge but not much involved
Dappys a puzzle to be solved
Luisa well she's quite unique
I must admit she has some cheek
Casey's got two quite nice assets
But as a housmate she's not classic
Waterhog in here you're my fave
I really hope Jas will be saved xx

[waterhog]

now that deserves a round of applause. wickeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.


night night i am going to bed smiling now. i am not shallow or anything but you are my fave rionablue.

[rionablue]

Originally Posted by waterhog

now that deserves a round of applause. wickeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.


night night i am going to bed smiling now. i am not shallow or anything but you are my fave rionablue.

Thanks waterhog I love you too

[joeysteele]

Just about everything about Lee and also to a point Jasmine too is coming across creepy.
I am totally sick of it.
It's really tedious now and to be quite honest the love triangle was never particularly interesting to begin with anyway.

[Mystic Mock]

Creepy, but the worst part about it was when Lee was saying "have you put a spell on me."

[joeysteele]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

Creepy, but the worst part about it was when Lee was saying "have you put a spell on me."

Wasn't it just,he is so pathetic it is almost unbelievable.

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by joeysteele

Wasn't is just,he is so pathetic it is almost unbelievable.

His turning into Luke S from BB13 lol, his so crap I can't help but laugh at him.

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by The Mockinator

His turning into Luke S from BB13 lol, his so crap I can't help but laugh at him.

disagree - that Luke S was so vein it was so untrue - there was only one person in his life and that was him - the second thing in his life was the mirror.

[Jemal]

When people accused callum of doin it, tibb rioted