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Old 30-06-2014, 06:18 PM #1
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Default What would the REAL Jesus think of Danielle?

Do you think he would find her a right sinner or think she was doing the best she can with the gifts she has.
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Old 30-06-2014, 06:36 PM #2
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The real jesus? what a bout the real santa clause does he like christmas chris is there a imposter walking about , egg nog anyone lol
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Nothing. He doesn't exist.
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Something like this
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Schools finished and homework's done I see
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He would think she's a good Christian bitch.
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Im Atheiest i dont think shed like me haha
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He would place his hand on her bare thigh and whisper in her ear to join him on the path of love.
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The Lord Jesus would think that Danielle needs to turn away from the evil one (Ashleigh) and save Ash from eviction.
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he would have sex with her but during sex she would be screaming oh my god faster harder oh god yes yes and jesus would stop and say erm creppy thats my dad your talking about
then he would give her the burning bush
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Judging by the news lately he would be imprisoned by Operation Yewtree for molesting somebody 2000 years ago before he got a chance to meet her
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On the one hand, He is all-forgiving and died to save our sins. On the other hand, you go to Hell for sinning. Bit confusing really!
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I think he would be proud she did not get involved in the anal sex chat.
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He wouldn't be as judgmental as everyone seems to think they have the right to be; he'd be more understanding and forgiving. I take it you've never heard of Mary Magdeline.
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He wouldn't be as judgmental as everyone seems to think they have the right to be; he'd be more understanding and forgiving. I take it you've never heard of Mary Magdeline.
The Helen of her times. Jesus loved her very much. You know you are hot when God himself fancies you.
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He'd be sick in his mouth.
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Judging by the news lately he would be imprisoned by Operation Yewtree for molesting somebody 2000 years ago before he got a chance to meet her
Priceless!
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I think he would tell her not to judge others or condemn others, which was his main message anyway according to the Gospels.

The things she claims to live by and uphold. (I think not).

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Jesus would love Danielle for being the perfect follower & not putting up with lessers
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He'd think "Why does Danielle think my mother is Mary Tudor?"

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