[LeatherTrumpet]

Court hears one of the women had heart palpitations while reading letter which described their sexuality as being 'part of the devil's madness'


A monk has pleaded guilty to harassment after telling a pair of lesbian witches: (i'm sorry what?) "We used to burn people like you." (true)

Damon Kelly, from a Catholic group called the Black Hermits, rowed with the women after posting a leaflet against homosexuality through their door.

Two weeks later, the 53-year-old posted a letter through their door describing their sexuality as being "part of the devil's madness".

Leicester Magistrates' Court heard one of the women had heart palpitations while reading the letter. (probably wind)

Nigel Chapman, prosecuting, said Kelly had claimed he was "doing God's work".

When a lesbian couple received one and stopped the monk further down the street to try to hand it back he told them: "Keep it, urinate on it, defecate on it." (sounds normal)

Kelly later returned to their home and posted a letter addressed "To the witches from the monk" which described "witches, gays, lesbians and sex-changers" as being part of the "devil's madness". (hard to fault the logic here)

"His motive, his calling, is to target the sin and not the sinner."

The court heard Kelly, of St Patrick's Church in Corby, has taken vows of poverty and chastity. (i hear you brother)

District Judge Tim Daber adjourned the case for three weeks to assess whether Kelly was fit for unpaid work.

He was released on bail with the condition not to deliver any more leaflets (harsh)

-----------------------------------

Does the Monk have a case here or are you with the Lesbian witches and their magical scissoring ways?

[MB.]

When will I ever not side with the lesbian witches?

[Will.]

Ive never met a lesbian witch, bet there fun

[Shaun]

a show of hands for whoever'd like to see burning brought back for people like him instead <3

[Livia]

Witches... LOL.

[Kizzy]

Gods work

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Kizzy

Gods work

at least he is working

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

at least he is working

[Mokka]

I say burn the witches... If they are real witches they would survive. Then they can throw some curses at the monk !!!

I would be most offended that they call themselves witches when really they weren't

[Kizzy]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

at least he is working

He?......

[Smithy]

Ffs let Caitlin live

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Ffs let Caitlin live

welp



i did not realise that it was Caitlin and Hannah

but now it makes perfect sense

[JoshBB]

#Justice4LesbianWitches

but in all seriousness, if someone had told this monk that his religion was 'witchcraft' or 'the devils work' then he no doubt would be very upset, so why he thinks he can go around and say that a person's sexuality is that I really don't know.

[kirklancaster]

Are Lesbian Witches those who ask: "Will you ride my dildo for a spell?"

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokka

I say burn the witches... If they are real witches they would survive. Then they can throw some curses at the monk !!!

I would be most offended that they call themselves witches when really they weren't

Fire in the hole?

[Jay.]

my dads vile ex gif was a witch, give it that she wasn't a lesbian, but still tbh

i'm not joking she had a voodoo doll and **** like that

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Jay.

my dads vile ex gif was a witch, give it that she wasn't a lesbian, but still tbh

i'm not joking she had a voodoo doll and **** like that

Did you know that in some countries that some forms of Voodoo is a Religion?