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Old 13-05-2009, 06:27 PM #1
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Come to the magic shop and see what we can do.
From brightening your day to finding a job - WE CAN DO IT.

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Can you find me a brain? I dont seem to have been born with one lol
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I'm sorry about this, but currently we dont do Brain Surgery. However, we reccomend you visit your local GP, or else try some brain training exercises.

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Can you find me a brain? I dont seem to have been born with one lol
Hey Daniel,

I'm sorry about this, but currently we dont do Brain Surgery. However, we reccomend you visit your local GP, or else try some brain training exercises.

Thanks for your custom,

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Haha Great Response made me chuckle,
Might book myself into the GP then,

Tar very much
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A Madonna music video please. One from the 'American Life' album would do.
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Ive had ones of the worst days/ weeks ever.

And i havent had a job in about 8 months.
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I would like my geopgraphy coursework tob be finished please
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A Madonna music video please. One from the 'American Life' album would do.


I hope this has helped Harry.
The Video contains the lyrics to 'Die Another Day'.

I hope you enjoy it,
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A Madonna music video please. One from the 'American Life' album would do.


I hope this has helped Harry.
The Video contains the lyrics to 'Die Another Day'.

I hope you enjoy it,
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Thanks. Will listen to this later.
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Ive had ones of the worst days/ weeks ever.

And i havent had a job in about 8 months.
Heya Ben,

I am sorry to hear of your bad week. I would like to know what has caused these bad times? Just think of the good things, and I am sure things will seem fine. A good tommy tank always makes things seem better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXvu2VoHMc
Here is a music video you may like.

Have you thought about setting up your own company to make money? In these times people often go to ebay 'for bargains'. You can pick up plenty of bargains in wholesalers and discount stores, and sell them on at a profit on e-bay.

Alternatively - make the most of what you have. Your very strong, and in this time alot of elderly people will proberly want someone strong to do off jobs, eg, cut their grass, prune bushes. There are lots of ways to make money.

Where abouts do you live to, as I know of a super job finding site.

Thanks for visiting,
Magic


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Heya Brona,

Sorry, unless I know what needs doing I cant help you with that. However, I recommend you close off the internet and MSN, and try and work for one hour. Then give yourself a break, and then do one more hour.

It will soon be done,

Lovely body you have,
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I would like my geopgraphy coursework to be finished please
Heya Brona,

Sorry, unless I know what needs doing I cant help you with that. However, I recommend you close off the internet and MSN, and try and work for one hour. Then give yourself a break, and then do one more hour.

It will soon be done,

Lovely body you have,
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Thanks, that was some great advice,
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I'm looking for an Elaine Collins. I'm investigating claims that she has been falsely posing as a police officer lately and we'd like to stop her before she tricks someone else.
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I'm looking for an Elaine Collins. I'm investigating claims that she has been falsely posing as a police officer lately and we'd like to stop her before she tricks someone else.
Hi Shaun,

I have heard about 'Elaine Collins' to - she is a dangerous figure and I warn all to stay away from her.



Above is what we suspect she looks like, and we warn all of you to act carefully around her.

I believe she is contactable on 07836144287. (Two digits may be wrong)

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I'd like a nice music video by Paris Hilton please
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We hope this amusses your day,

Love you dearly,
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Ive had ones of the worst days/ weeks ever.

And i havent had a job in about 8 months.
Heya Ben,

I am sorry to hear of your bad week. I would like to know what has caused these bad times? Just think of the good things, and I am sure things will seem fine. A good tommy tank always makes things seem better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXvu2VoHMc
Here is a music video you may like.

Have you thought about setting up your own company to make money? In these times people often go to ebay 'for bargains'. You can pick up plenty of bargains in wholesalers and discount stores, and sell them on at a profit on e-bay.

Alternatively - make the most of what you have. Your very strong, and in this time alot of elderly people will proberly want someone strong to do off jobs, eg, cut their grass, prune bushes. There are lots of ways to make money.

Where abouts do you live to, as I know of a super job finding site.

Thanks for visiting,
Magic


Naw i just need a plain simple job no diy stuff just not much around.

and music and a wank isnt really gonna help this week.

Thanks though its a good song.
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Ive had ones of the worst days/ weeks ever.

And i havent had a job in about 8 months.
Heya Ben,

I am sorry to hear of your bad week. I would like to know what has caused these bad times? Just think of the good things, and I am sure things will seem fine. A good tommy tank always makes things seem better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXvu2VoHMc
Here is a music video you may like.

Have you thought about setting up your own company to make money? In these times people often go to ebay 'for bargains'. You can pick up plenty of bargains in wholesalers and discount stores, and sell them on at a profit on e-bay.

Alternatively - make the most of what you have. Your very strong, and in this time alot of elderly people will proberly want someone strong to do off jobs, eg, cut their grass, prune bushes. There are lots of ways to make money.

Where abouts do you live to, as I know of a super job finding site.

Thanks for visiting,
Magic


Naw i just need a plain simple job no diy stuff just not much around.

and music and a ***k isnt really going to help this week.

Thanks though its a good song.
http://www.e4s.co.uk/
good job site
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Hello,


We hope this amusses your day,

Love you dearly,
Aunty Magic
PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!

Thanks Aunty Magic! How about a fiver to go with it?
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Ive had ones of the worst days/ weeks ever.

And i havent had a job in about 8 months.
Heya Ben,

I am sorry to hear of your bad week. I would like to know what has caused these bad times? Just think of the good things, and I am sure things will seem fine. A good tommy tank always makes things seem better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXvu2VoHMc
Here is a music video you may like.

Have you thought about setting up your own company to make money? In these times people often go to ebay 'for bargains'. You can pick up plenty of bargains in wholesalers and discount stores, and sell them on at a profit on e-bay.

Alternatively - make the most of what you have. Your very strong, and in this time alot of elderly people will proberly want someone strong to do off jobs, eg, cut their grass, prune bushes. There are lots of ways to make money.

Where abouts do you live to, as I know of a super job finding site.

Thanks for visiting,
Magic


lmao oooh yes selling on bargains found in dicount stores is the answe to all his problems
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Ive had ones of the worst days/ weeks ever.

And i havent had a job in about 8 months.
Heya Ben,

I am sorry to hear of your bad week. I would like to know what has caused these bad times? Just think of the good things, and I am sure things will seem fine. A good tommy tank always makes things seem better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKXvu2VoHMc
Here is a music video you may like.

Have you thought about setting up your own company to make money? In these times people often go to ebay 'for bargains'. You can pick up plenty of bargains in wholesalers and discount stores, and sell them on at a profit on e-bay.

Alternatively - make the most of what you have. Your very strong, and in this time alot of elderly people will proberly want someone strong to do off jobs, eg, cut their grass, prune bushes. There are lots of ways to make money.

Where abouts do you live to, as I know of a super job finding site.

Thanks for visiting,
Magic


lmao oooh yes selling on bargains found in dicount stores is the answe to all his problems
I'm sorry Laura, have you came for something or just to gloat?
And thanks Annie :P
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ohh yes I want a low calorie chocolate fudge cake please,and low calorie alcohol and low calorie chicken curry fried rice
can you do that?
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ohh yes I want a low calorie chocolate fudge cake please,and low calorie alcohol and low calorie chicken curry fried rice
can you do that?
Heya Laura,

At the Magic shop we often like to look around these problems. First of all, why do you want 'low' Calorie food? Are you upset about your image? Do you not feel confident with who you are. Try and think of all of the good things about you, and if you still dont feel confident in yourself visit your local GP.

Is the fudge cakes, alcohol and Chicken Curry Fried Rice really neccesary? Why not look for alternate foods? Drinking excessive amounts of alcohol doesn't do you any good!

Pure Vodka is a low calorie drink though, here is a recipe for a low calorie fudge cake and here is a low calorie chicken curry recipe.

Hope we have helped,
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