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..OMG and you and your daughter singing together as well....this is too, too spectacularly lovely......
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my heart is... worming to it
(oh god even i thought that pun was terrible im sorry)
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it was a labour of love... for the earthworms !!!
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its literally heaven to my earlobes
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Mokka daughter insisted on singing it.... I was more reluctant
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BUY "THROW ME (ONE LESS BITCH)" ON ITUNES NOW ALRIGHT I LOVE MY PRICKS

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There's a StarMan - And you're him after that brilliance Mokka. Superb.
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omg here we go
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SomaStarHusky ft. The Plantkins- Cisturbia
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Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

What's wrong with me?
Why do I feel like this?
I identify as a cow..

My friend identifies as a pig
(This lifestyle ain’t for the fainthearted)
My sister is a loaf of bread,
(Identifying as a clit)
Don’t need a wife, I’ll buy a ox head
It’s got something about it
Think i’ll be a bag of chips, McCain
Yeah
*Soma begins to howl*

If you identify as a kite,
And a want a tree to suck you
This lifestyle’s probably right for you
A disease of the mind
It can control you
It's too close for comfort

Throw on your brake lights
We're in the city of tumblr
Ain't gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just meet some normies
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise

Your mind is in Cis-turbia
But I want to fuck a cactus spike
*Soma starts growling and grinding against one of the plantkins, Carissa Cactus.*
Cis-turbia
Am I scaring you tonight?
Cis-turbia
Ain't used to what you like
Cis-turbia
Cis-turbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

That cis scum on my tumblr wall
It's like they talkin' to me
They think they’re so good with their balls
and their ding-a-lings
I gotta get out
Or figure this **** out
It's too close for comfort, oh.

If you identify as a kite,
And a want a tree to suck you
This lifestyle’s probably right for you
A disease of the mind
It can control you
I want to be a lobster


Throw on your brake lights
We're in the city of tumblr (City of tumblr)
Ain't gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just meet some normies
Better think twice (Better think twice)
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise

Your mind is in Cis-turbia
I identify as the northern lights
Cis-turbia
Am I scaring you tonight?
Cis-turbia
Ain't used to what you like (what you like)
Cis-turbia
Cis-turbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Release me from this curse I'm in
Trying to maintain
But I'm struggling
If you can't go, go, go
I think I'm gonna oh, oh, oh *howls like a wolf*

Throw on your brake lights
We're in the city of tumblr
Ain't gonna play nice
Watch out, you might just meet some normies
Better think twice
Your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise (if you falter be wise)

Your mind is in Cis-turbia
I identify as a pipe
Cis-turbia
Am I scaring you tonight?
Cis-turbia
Ain't used to what you like (Cis-turbia)
Cis-turbia
Cis-turbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

*Soma is escorted off stage by security for eyeing up one of the producers Chihuahuas*

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ahahahaha amazing Mokka/Mokka Jnr
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I am disturbed which means that this is an excellent song
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I don't know what to make of that. I thought my one was disturbing
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And I thought a song about mayonnaise would be the weirdest one tonight </3

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Sexy costume changes ftw
Whilst we head off down to the local boozer to forget this entire evening, here are the voting instructions and links to all of tonight's 'special' entries.

Right then, that wraps up our extravaganza. Voting is now open for you to pick your favourite entries! As usual - Mokkajava, _LucasMichael, Dezzy, Tom and I will rank all entries (fairly ) based on their effort, creativity and general awesomeness - with each 'top spot' worth the maximum 23pts and each 'worst song' worth just the 1.

However, for you voting public (and other contestants that aren't judges), this is where we spice things up a bit. You can now vote for ten entries, using the Eurovision voting format:

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Here are the full list of twenty three songs fighting for your votes!

- #1 - "All or Nothing" by Andy Selva - Locke.
- #2 - "Air Space" by Badimir No Miss Putin - Z
- #3 - "Money Makes Me World Go Round" by Leonie Lee-Marie - LuciaX
- #4 - "Makes You Not Wanna Post in the Lounge" by Pula Mare - Jay.
- #5 - "Husband" by Abdul Lahveen & The Weaves - Benjamin
- #6 - "Sugartits" by Shiksa and the Shmundies - Livia
- #7 - "One Sad Day on TiBB (This Is Bullshitgaria Blues)" by Canwebanha - Ammi
- #8 - "Throw Me (One Less Bitch)" by PR!CK - Shaun.
- #9 - "Piss On Me" by Rose McGowan's Anal Blister - Dezzy
- #10 - "Your Pubes are Moving" by Mr. Penisul - Glenn
- #11 - "Laugh Out Here" by Lily Warren - Jake.
- #12 - "Float Around" by Jaylor Twist - Jarrod
- #13 - "An Ode to Mayonnaise" by Siegg - MB.
- #14 - "Nothing Will Bring Us Down" by Josiah Stuart - Josiah.
- #15 - "Born this Gay" by GayDee LaLa - kirklancaster
- #16 - "Aborigine in a Brothel" by Christina Akoalabeara - Niamh
- #17 - "Rule the World" by Bobby Bobson - Jøsh
- #18 - "Iya" by The Michaels - Drew.
- #19 - "T i B B" by Fernandez Panini - LukeB
- #20 - "Take Me to Big Brother" by Hozier, Shmozier - ProfessorSmooth
- #21 - "Lucky Did it Again" by Ravenheart - GypsyGoth
- #22 - "Worm Oddity" by Jacob Hoggart - Mokkajava
- #23 - "Cisturbia" by SomaStarHusky & the Plantkins - Tøm


Votes close tomorrow at 7pm, when the results show will commence. Of course, all votes should be PMed to me - not posted in here Thanks for watching
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