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Old 06-01-2010, 09:15 PM #1
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Default Jonas has wanked 25 times in one day... what's your record?
I can't believe he said he's masturbated 25 times in one day! What a filthy individual. It disgusts me that someone not only does that, but says it publicly!

I rarely masturbate... I am more of a sex man.

What is your record of masturbation in one day?
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True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only
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True Christians never masturbate. You should know that sex is for reproduction only
Christians have learnt to change with times. Using protection is now accepted.
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Do you mean those invisible ones you can buy?
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Isin't it ever so convinient how certain laws in The Bible have an expiration date?
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Not under the Catholic Church.
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True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country .
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True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country .
Oh, the religion that has records for it being made up?
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True. I should have specified that I was talking about Protestants. I'm Protestant, like most people in this country .
The Protestants don't care about Biblical bans on mixed fabrics, playing instruments, shellfish, or women wearing trousers, but don't get them started on gay marriage, because God says NO.
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Boring sods.
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It disgusts you but then you ask people their record LOL.
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honestly, 2. I don't see the point in more :|
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honestly, 2. I don't see the point in more :|
LMFAO @ you being so honest in this thread
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Christianity is not made up

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!
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Christianity is not made up

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!
It is, theres just no proof for it. But theres proof showing protestantism is made up
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Christianity is not made up

Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!
Gavin,people are allowed to not believe in Christiany. It's called freedom of speech As long as they're insulting you.
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Jag heter Jonas, jag alskar onani!!

My Swedish is a little rusty but I think that roughly translates to 'My name is Jonas, I love masturbation!!'.
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Go away with your anti-Christian comments!!!

No.

There is no God.


Sod the Bible Freaks.
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He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!

Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.

25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.
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He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!

Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.

25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.
25 would hurt too much ur right lol, Depends but if he has been on something like coke though, I know that helps
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With a bit of Bel Ami boy porn and my vibrator, i can easy go 6 in an afternoon. 25, come, now i find that hard to swallow.
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With a bit of Bel Ami boy porn and my vibrator, i can easy go 6 in an afternoon. 25, come, now i find that hard to swallow.
Give Marc Almond a ring for some tips. He's to sperm what Frank the Tank is to beer.
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Give Marc Almond a ring for some tips. He's to sperm what Frank the Tank is to beer.
Shame, Marc will always be known as a greedy boy.
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25, come, now i find that hard to swallow.
im not surprised 25 shots is a lot
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