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23-01-2016, 10:17 AM | #1 | ||
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I like things to read, like when I'm on the toilet pretending to poop or having my 9th "coffee making" break to waste time because I'm lazy and can delegate, so...
Tell us a story about yourself. It has to be about you or something that has happened in your life and it has to be interesting, sad, and / or funny. Go in. Make me laugh! Make me cry! Help me procrastinate! And most importantly demonstrate that you are an interesting human being. All the best, Toy Soldier Xxx Feel the force. |
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23-01-2016, 10:59 AM | #2 | |||
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This Witch doesn't burn
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I guess you need to get back to work :and stop abusing your staff by taking so many breaks
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23-01-2016, 11:26 AM | #3 | |||
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23-01-2016, 11:31 AM | #4 | ||
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23-01-2016, 11:41 AM | #5 | |||
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No tell them arista will bring a Nice Robot for them to chat to. They can ask it anything at all. Even sex questions are Pre Programmed on the Adult Model. Do they remember Quadraphonic Lps back around 1973. Tell them you can buy them on 4.1 SACD now and a bluray player by Pioneer is Universal - so plays Multi Channel SACD as well. You need 5.1 speakers set up as well |
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23-01-2016, 11:46 AM | #6 | |||
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I once accidentally killed two guinea pigs
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23-01-2016, 11:53 AM | #7 | |||
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I once murdered two guinea pigs in cold blood
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23-01-2016, 12:05 PM | #8 | |||
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I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my arse.
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23-01-2016, 12:10 PM | #9 | |||
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23-01-2016, 01:11 PM | #10 | |||
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My sister and I were once chased by a man with a shotgun/rifle.
He had a very hot son |
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23-01-2016, 01:26 PM | #11 | |||
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My friend once shone his torch up into the sky on a dark Winter's night, and I climbed up the beam and stepped onto the moon.
I shot the Dead Sea, and witnessed the Return of The Man Who Never Came Back. I also used to live in a valley on the hill, and once left my footprints in the sea. All true, and if you don't believe me ask Billy Liar - he was with me.
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23-01-2016, 01:27 PM | #12 | |||
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Sorry with the world economy about to crash (Source: Tibb) I cant condone such workshy behaviour. We all need to get back to working 7 days a week with 1 week holiday a year (taken in the UK)
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23-01-2016, 01:28 PM | #13 | |||
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I Cant Breathe
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I have a penis
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23-01-2016, 01:30 PM | #14 | |||
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23-01-2016, 01:31 PM | #15 | |||
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23-01-2016, 01:33 PM | #16 | |||
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Yes I am at the High Level Now Yes the Holiday on a TIBB UK Resort to be built. Robots on Security no hangers on etc |
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23-01-2016, 02:01 PM | #17 | |||
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I wnt into a betting office for the first time last week, there were two assistants and one man hanging around behind them who I assume was the manager, I think TS is not alone in letting his staff do all the work
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23-01-2016, 02:07 PM | #18 | |||
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שטח זה להשכרה
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23-01-2016, 02:08 PM | #19 | |||
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(not the bit about not having a penis tho) Last edited by LeatherTrumpet; 23-01-2016 at 02:10 PM. |
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23-01-2016, 02:08 PM | #20 | |||
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When I was a baby apparently I drank some bleach (I have no recollection of this), I'm told at the hospital they cured me with cold milk and Ice cream.
I wonder if it was raspberry ripple flavour, because that's always been a favourite of mine. |
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23-01-2016, 02:09 PM | #21 | |||
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שטח זה להשכרה
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23-01-2016, 02:10 PM | #22 | |||
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I Cant Breathe
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We all know what your capable of
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23-01-2016, 02:12 PM | #23 | |||
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שטח זה להשכרה
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23-01-2016, 02:28 PM | #24 | |||
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I Cant Breathe
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You know LT can't keep a secret
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23-01-2016, 02:32 PM | #25 | |||
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Life imitates art
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Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, jack got high unzipped his fly and then they had a little fun, jill forgot to take the pill and now they have a son.
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