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Dagenham, Essex—Lamenting the plight of his existence in an era when so
many seek to promote equality for all, local man Mike Rochburns told
reporters Monday that times were pretty tough for someone who was
actually superior to women.

“I understand the importance of the feminist movement and making sure
women aren’t held down because they are women, but as a person who
surpasses them in every way—intellectually, physically, morally—I find it hard
just being myself,” said Rochburns , adding that he felt the current social
climate had made it next to impossible for him to express the fact that, from
his career to his place in the community to his ability to attain fulfillment in
life, he had achieved more than all the women around him.

“I don’t want to be lumped in with all those men who wrongly think they’re
better than women, because I’m not one of those guys. I just happen to be
that rare man who, in a side-by-side comparison with any woman of any age,
always comes out on top. Unfortunately, that’s something I have to keep a
secret until it becomes more politically acceptable to interpret the nuances of
gender and sexuality in a way that takes someone like me, an Übermensch,
into account.” Rochburns went on to state that as difficult as it was to discuss
being better than women, it was even harder in today’s world to
acknowledge his innate superiority to every racial and ethnic minority.

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