We're all hypocrites in some way, why are you?
I'm a hypocrite because I turn a lot of conversations around back to me and talk about myself a lot, but if I'm telling somebody something about me, and they start saying 'yeah I've done that' and then talks about themself, I get so annoyed and try and cut their story short if I've not finished what I'm saying but don't allow people to cut my story short when I'm doing the exact same thing.
If one person says "I'm not" then I'll punch you.
Well not quite, but I'll minus your karma.