[Patrick]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you X Factor 2011!

-New Host [Christine Blakely]
-Cheryl and Simon Won't Be There
-Over Shadowed By XF USA
-Different Performances As Brian Freedman Won't Be There
-Constantly Being Compared to the so called American Talent.




Yes people.


Cheryl will not be there, she will be in America where American men will go on about how they own her.

Simon will of ditched us for USA and not give a flying ****** about XF.

ITV2 and that will bang on about XFUSA and no one will care about our version, hence a fall in ratings.
And an American Winner will steal our Christmas Number 1.

The VTs will be missing Brian's camp voice and the performances won't be as cheesy and crappy, and that's a bad thing that they won't be like that.

The panel will be boring.
Danni will just be boring as she always is, Louis will have no one to argue with and stuff and it'll just be a mess.

Dermot will be in America presenting that and how the hell will they launch every show without having Dermot's little spin and him saying 'Your Saturday Night Starts Right 'ere!'

He'll be replaced by that dull Daybreak bloke Christine or whatever she's called.



This is what X Factor 8 will be like.

Horrible.

Everyone will be too busy with ITV2's X Factor USA.

It's America's next step in taking over the United Kingdom, starting with becoming Christmas Number 1 2011.

It's all quite scary to think of but it's true.

That's why, as hard as it is with people like One Erection in the show, we must try our best to love and cherish X Factor right now.. as it's the last chance we'll have of that.

It will never be the same again.

Although X Factor will be on to Series 10, in 2013,
In Reality, this is our final series.