[Reg_Holdsworth_Fan]

After Today, Channel 5 is officially, well and truly Dead, all because of one evil scumbag, Bent Frown. Bent Murdered the channel by surgically removing the beating heart of the channel, which is of course BIG BROTHER.

The days of getting those +1m ratings will be long gone. Nobody will watch it now that Bent Frown has ditched the channel's biggest show. What a pity.

In a post-BB world, C5 is destined to suffer, with a barrel-scraping roster of awful, embarrassing, pointless flops such as:
-Horrid, demeaning benefits documentaries exploiting people who can't/won't work, all for the sake of ratings
-Trashy Love Scum Island rip-offs like Undercover Girlfriend & Make or Break (Both of which flopped miserably)
-The pointless Can't Pay We'll Take it Away (They should take this rubbish away instead)
-Rich House Poor House (WHO CARES??)
-In Therapy With [Insert troubled celebrity name here]
-Cruising with Jane Sodding McDonald (What's the big deal over some middle-aged woman on a cruise ship?? Overrated tripe.)
-A ****load of other pointless shows with Jane McDonald
-Botched-up Bodies (Who in their right mind would want to watch this gruesome shower of ****e??)
-GPs Behind Closed Doors (Again, WHO CARES???)
-The Hotel Inspector (Waste of airtime.)
-A load of random US imports (CSI, NCIS, The X Files, Will & Grace, Friends etc.)
-Those pointless compilation shows (No one watches them or cares about them anyway)
-C5's ruddy version of Blind Date
-Operation: Live (Who in their right mind would get pleasure out of watching someone being operated on??)
-SuperBloodyCasino
-A load of pointless timewasting documentaries
-The Yorkshire Vet (A load of pointless drivel)
-A ****load of pointless tv shows about railways/trains (WTF is Bent Frown's obsession with sodding trains???)
and all the other mind-numbing crap C5 will continue to air

How the hell can these shows manage to get any more than 800k viewing figures?? Bent Frown should seriously hang his ugly head in shame!