[Cal.]

Some hilarious little gems:

She’s going to be home alone with her son this Christmas so she’s only going to be doing ‘chicken nuggets or summat’ for the dinner

She NEVER wears make up in the week as it’s a waste of time and she can be never be arsed!

She wants built in wardrobes and Just Eat vouchers as her Christmas presents

She politely turned some weirdo down for a date by saying she only dates people she’s met in real life

She doesn’t work out and hates the gym and even dislikes walking to the shops!

She always eats takeaway but said she has good genes so she’s thin