[Matthew.]

Karly’s nomination of Halfwit

“The first person am going tae nominate is Halfwit. He’s an intelligent guy, he’s a nice guy, but ah feel like his intelligence is masked by this crazy side that he has tae him. An ah feel like it’s needless, ah feel like it’s attention seekin, an it’s unnoyin everybody in ih group, especially me! Ah just, ah cringe, it’s umbarrasin. An when he eats, he shuts his eyes... an he goes like this - MMMMMMM...MMMMMM.... it’s just like, shut up an eat yer food! Everybody’s havin a really deep conversation in the group - he comes in and starts talkin the biggest load ae shite iver, an just kills it. Just this, he’s nuts! He’s no right in ih heid! An his laugh... ochhhhhh his laugh... AH CANNAE. BEAR IT. Ah just sit an ah feel like coverin up ma fists an just goin NNNNNNN. Awwww it just makes me cringe so much! He goes lit is, he goes, mmmmmhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA...yeah...like, yeah... OCH! NNNN!”