[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by RileyH

Shabby was awful

She was great tyvm

[Matthew.]

Caoimhe: “What’s going on?”
Shabby: “NATHAN’S A FUCKING PRICK. Is what’s going on.”

[Tony Montana]

Are you watching this whilst playing the Circle?

We love multitasking

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Are you watching this whilst playing the Circle?

We love multitasking

YouTube on the iPad, TiBB on the phone

[Liam-]

YouTube has episodes of BB11 missing, normally the better ones too

[Tony Montana]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

YouTube on the iPad, TiBB on the phone

Legend

[Matthew.]

I usually have it on in the background anyway while I’m on the forum

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Legend

[Matthew.]

Steve catching on to John James only speaking down to women in the house

[Matthew.]

Ben: “There’s a thing about Stephanie Beacham in real life which I really admire, she’s a bit of a loner, she sticks to herself.”
Ife: “Stephanie Beacham? ”
Corin: “D’you know her who was in Coronation Street who went with Ken Barlow?”
Ben: “So what happened, did she and Ken have a proper affair on Coronation Street?”
Corin: “Yeah, they went to bed together and everythin! ”
Ben: “Ken?”
Corin: “Yeah! On a BARGE! She lived on a barge! On a boat!”
Ben: “Where did they actually meet?”
Corin: “Ken was walking Blanche’s dog, he used to go walking it down the canal! ”
Ife: “Did Deirdre find out then?”
Ben: “How did Deirdre find out?”
Ife: “What did she do?”
Corin: “Ummm...... I think someone spotted them. Do you know, Nathan?”
Nathan: “Don’t watch Correh. Don’t like it.”
Corin: (bites nails in judgement)

[Paige22]

Decided to impulsively start CBB17 bc I saw that Tiffany Pollard was on it.

I started the launch and Gemma seems like a scream, her standing there and not walking for like 10 seconds was hilarious

John seems annoying

[Babayaro.]

Although the halfway house twist was a total mess and the way Ziggy/Liam/Amy/Jonty got to just swap with the other four was ridiculous, I still really enjoyed week 9.

Unpopular opinion but I don't miss Charley or Chanelle.

Shanessa definitely should have stayed instead of Kara-Louise though.

[Matthew.]

I was happy when Chanelle left, she was draining to watch

[Paige22]

Daniella and Christopher going in back to back is messy

AHHHHH TIFFANY I LOVE HERRRR

[Paige22]

Thankfully I don’t know spoilers, but I feel like she goes early :/

[Paige22]

Darren is a bore

Is Megan on the right show? She should be on The Challenge not CBB

Oh, and this Winston is kinda trash

[Paige22]

‘Will the most decisive housemate please stand up’
‘What’s that mean’
‘Can’t make a decision’

NNNNNN TIFF

[Paige22]

Omg the dramatic standup from Darren ‘I’ll do it too’

[Paige22]

Since it’s halfway through and they did a task, I’m gonna stop here but so far my rankings are:

Tiffany > Gemma > Megan > John > Daniella > Christopher > Darren > Winston

[Matthew.]

I don’t agree with Ben’s politics but “I’m not going to be lectured on international politics and history by someone who’s never read a book!” made me laugh

[Matthew.]

Shabby: “Do we all love John James in here? ”
Audience: “YEAH! ”

[Matthew.]

Nathan’s goodbye messages

“Nathan, if you’re watching this, you’ve been evicted, am ABSOLUTEH GUTTE-“


“You’ve looked after the kitchen since Day 1, you’ve treated us to some amazing meals, as well as... some rather more standard ones...”


“I’ll try my hardest to... feed up the camp... with some good, hearty meals... on your behalf... ”

Originally Posted by Matthew.

BB11 Week 3 Ranking - Sunshine evicted
1. Ben (-)
2. Shabby (+1)
3. Corin (+1)
4. Dave (-2)
5. Josie (+1)
6. Sunshine (-1)
7. Caoimhe (-)
8. Ife (+2)
9. Mario (-1)
10. Steve (-1) (I feel bad for putting him this low but he hasn’t done anything )
11. Nathan (+2)
12. John-James (-)

BB11 Week 4 Ranking - Shabby walked, Nathan evicted
1. Ben (-)
2. Dave (+2)
3. Corin (-)
4. Josie (+1)
5. Shabby (-3)
6. Ife (+2)
7. Steve (+3)
8. Keeley (N/E)
9. Andrew (N/E)
10. Rachel (N/E)
11. Mario (-2)
12. Nathan (-1)
13. Caoimhe (-6)
14. John-James (-2)

[Matthew.]

Ben: “What are my good points?”
Corin: “Umm... ”
Ben: “ You can’t think of any!”
Corin: “...”
Ben: “Am I kind? I hope I’m kind...”
Corin: “Umm... I don’t know really. Are you kind? Have you... Yeah, I should imagine so... Yeah, yeah, you are kind actually. I take that back. Like, what’s yours... is yours... and what’s mine... is yours. ”
Ben: “You don’t have a very high opinion of me, do you?”
Corin: “Naw I think you’re mint...”

[Matthew.]

A long post but Corin taking on John James is my moment of the series so far

Corin: “I’m soooo glad I’ve hardly spoken to you in the house and it’s because I’ve always known that you’re just a dickhead! You’re just a dickhead! A dickhead! A DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD! Yeah! Dickhead! DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD! You seriously got in here because you’re a dickhead! That’s why you got in here! An angry little jumped up dickhead!”


John James: “Well I could’ve got in because I have bolt ons, what difference would it have made?”

Corin: “PARDON?”

John James: “I could’ve got in because I have bolt ons, what difference would it have made?”

Corin: “BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT WHAAAA?”

John James: “Because you’ve got bolt ons, what’s the difference?”

Corin: “BOLT ONS? I wouldn’t fly all the way from Australia, me, mate, for this show! Ha! More fool you! MORE FOOL YOU. MORE FOOL YOU. Oh aye, I had to only come an hour on t’train! Not from t’other side of t’world! And you’ve come in here to just be angry! My point is that you’re a DICKHEAD and I wanted to make it clear that I think you’re a DICKHEAD! Stay out of my way! DICKHEAD DICKHEAD...”


(in Diary Room)

“UGH! Oh I am absolutely fuming! I can’t stand him, I can’t take it any longer! I can not ****ing stand that little jumped up DICKHEAD. Like UGH, I am so angry, I’m shaking! I am so, oh, he is a like a fly round my head! Little, ABSOLUTE KNOB HEAD! Like he’s nothing, him, but a game player, I am telling you now. It might seem to you, like a little thing, taking the mick out of my voice, but I’m not having it, I’m not having people taking the mick out of me! I’ve had it all, I’m grown up now, and I’m not having him sit there go aM bUzZiN aM buZzIn ArE yA lOvIn It? because once you let someone walk all over you and they think they can, then they do it, believe me, I know and I’m not ****in having it, HE IS A DICKHEAD, ABSOLUTE DICK and I’m sorry I keep saying it but what can I call him then, I don’t know he’s just a... TWIG. A TWIG then I’ll call him, absolute twig like, UGH he is SO annoyin, the personality of him is like the personality of a ****IN... FLYIN... FISH... or summat...”


(31 minutes later...)

“...yeah I might not have my head stick in a book and know all the stuff about politics you know and rarely watch the news and **** like that but Im more of a people person and I always have been and I always think I can read people, I can tell what they’re all about and he’s about being ****ing fake, he can call my tits as fake as he wants but that is one fake ****er, and I’m sorry for swearing. WHAT A JUMPED UP LITTLE DICKHEAD HE IS! And he really is one, angry, ANGRY man! What an angry, ANGRY, ughhhhh, and yeah! Some people are opinionated in here yeah, and have an opinion and go OOON and OOON OOOON and OOOOON and OOOOOON and on about it! His arguments aren’t even opinions, they just go oooooon and ooooon and on!


And the housemates can hear her from the living room

[Babayaro.]

the personality of him is like the personality of a ****IN... FLYIN... FISH... or summat...

A classic SCREAM